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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Keeping It Clean" published September 14, 2014 - Peter: Coach, you've got to do something about Reynolds. Coach: What do you mean? He's playing out of his mind! He's driving all over the place... Tackling runners left and right... He sacked their quarterback while he was on his hands and knees, for crying out loud! Peter: Yes, and his pants are getting covered with dirt and grass stains! I'm gonna have to scrub those things for hours at the rate he's going, and I'd really like to avoid that. The detergent makes my fingers itchy. Could you bench him for the second half, at least? Maybe? Please? Coach: Fox, pass me that 10-gallon cooler of water over there, will ya?

Keeping It Clean

September 14, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fun With Dad" published August 17, 2014 - Paige: Uggh! I can't believe school starts in a week! Roger: Wait...it starts in ONE week? I thought it was in TWO weeks! I was going to take time off work so we could do a bunch of fun stuff together while there was still time! I had it all planned out! We'd go to the Matchbox Museum...catch a matinee at the big mime theater downtown...hike the historic lost settlers' trail..maybe check out the aquarium's new plankton exhibit...I can't do anything THIS week...I have meetings every day! DANG IT! Oh, well. Maybe next summer. Paige: I assume he made all that up so I'd be glad that school was starting. Peter: Never make assumptions with that man.

Fun With Dad

August 17, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Fling" published August 10, 2014 - Roger: Can I just say that despite the heat and mosquitoes, it's a pleasure to eat s'mores with such August company! "August company"...This is the month of August...Get it?? Get it?? Get it??...Our children just deserted me. Andy: And you wonder why I advocate pun control.

Summer Fling

August 10, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Server Issues" published July 13, 2014 - Steve: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah. This isn't the pizza I ordered. I asked for one that was 499/1000ths pepperoni and 501/1000ths mushroom. This pizza you brought us is exactly half and half! That's a whopping 0.1 percent error! Listen, I hate to make extra work for you, but if I were to slice off this excess bit of pepperoni, would it be possible to swap it for a sliver of mushroom? Warmed, of course. Steve: Seriously, Peter?!? Do you know how busy I am right now? Peter: The customer's always right...yes? Jason: He's totally going to spit on your mushroom sliver. Peter: Steve? No way! We're buddies!

Server Issues

July 13, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slippyball" published June 22, 2014 - Steve: You might want to use a little less suntan oil, maverick. Peter: "Top Gun" made this look so easy.

Slippyball

June 22, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reply All" published June 15, 2014 - Roger: Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day text from Peter! Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day Facebook message from Paige. Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day e-mail from Jason! Is there a way to reply to all three of them at once? Andy: You're kidding, right?

Reply All

June 15, 2014

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