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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pizzics" published February 28, 2021 - Peter: I have a physics question for you... Do you think it's possible for someone to eat such a massive amount of pizza that its gravitational force would be strong enough to attract more pizza? Like at a certain point, could you just open your mouth near a slice of pizza and have it fly into your stomach without you even having to touch it? Jason: Still looking for a science fair project, I see. Peter: Obviously, I'd want to be careful around cutlery...

Pizzics

February 28, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Jowlentine's Day" published February 14, 2021 - Jason: Happy Jowlentine's Day! Peter: What's that? Jason: I made it up. think of it as a more pleasant alternative to Valentine's Day. Rather than being about icky things like love and romance, Jowlentine's Day is all about how many candy hearts you can cram into your cheeks. GACK! GACK! COUGH! Dang. I keep choking on these things. Anyway, it's still more pleasant and less icky. Peter: You have green drool on your chin, by the way.

Jowlentine’s Day

February 14, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pre-Gaming" published January 31, 2021 - Peter: What are you making? Roger: A practice batch of my clam dip. Peter: A practice batch? Roger: Heck yeah. I don't want to be rusty for the big game next weekend! I want my dip preparation skills sharp and on point! I only get one shot per year at this! The way I see it is, if we expect the players to bring THEIR A-game, then we couch-potato fans should be bringing our A-game as well. and if that means making a practice bowl of clamp dip everyday this week, so be it. Peter: So should we also practice eating it. Roger: You're a quick learner, son!

Pre-Gaming

January 31, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Puzzle Killer" published January 24, 2021 - Jason: Miss Scarlet with a four in the upper right corner of the library! Colonel Mustard with a seven in the bottom center square in the billiard room! But what's this?! Professor Plum with a one-eight-nine combo in the conservatory to finish it out! And we have our puzzle killer! Congratulation, Professor! Peter: "Sudoclue" is never going to catch on Jason. Jason: Mom, any word from Hasbro yet?

Puzzle Killer

January 24, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "HELLO PETER" published January 10, 2021 - Andy: What on Earth are you screaming about? Peter: Look at my cereal! I swear I didn't do this! It formed the words on its own! It's like a greeting from the spirit world! Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real! AAAAAA! Andy: Calm down. Random letters are bound to form words now and then. Peter: But "HELLO PETER"?! That's like one in a gazillion! Andy: Peter, think about how many bowls of cereal you eat in a week. Peter: Ok, good point.

HELLO PETER

January 10, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - December 1998 - A Christmas Carol, Ebenezer Scrooge, Xmas, Holidays, Jason, Paige, Peter, Andy, Roger, Cartoons, Sunday Comics

From The Archives: Jasonezer Scrooge

December 8, 2020

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