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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Playing It Safe" published November 22, 2020 - Andy: Is there a reason why you've started wearing a mask around the house? Peter: You can never be too safe, mother. Thanksgiving is in four days and I, for one, don't want to take any chances between now and then. Andy: That you'll get sick? Peter: That I'll eat something and spoil my appetite. Andy: Ah, yes. Priorities. Peter: Jason, I said keep that pizza six feet away! Jason: Bwa ha ha!

Playing It Safe

November 22, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Rabbit Rabbit" published November 1, 2020 - Peter: Rabbit rabbit. Paige: Weirdo. Peter: What? It's a good luck thing. Supposedly, if you say "rabbit rabbit" at the start of a month, it brings you good luck. I have a big history test this week and need all the luck I can get. Paige: Whatever. It's still weird. Peter: Hey, it's not as weird as some of the stuff JASON does. Jason: Ribbit ribbit. Paige: That's not exactly a high bar to clear. Peter: I wonder if eating Trix today is also lucky.

Rabbit Rabbit

November 1, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Trick Plays" published October 18, 2020 - Peter: Wanna go to the park and help me practice the trick play I just invented? Jason: Not really. Peter: Jason, c'mon, it's the best play ever! It starts with a handoff to you, then you flea-flick it back to me... Then you roll to the right while I scramble left, then I fling it back to you over my shoulder without looking, then you run toward the end zone and just as you're about to be tackled, you lateral to me and I dance in for a touchdown. Think you can do it? Jason: Back up. You lost me. Peter: At what part? Jason: What's a handoff? Jason: And that, ladies and gentlemen, was MY trick play. Peter: Paige, c'mon, please?? Paige: Peter, no! I hate football.

Trick Plays

October 18, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "At Least There Aren’t Snakes" published September 20, 2020 - TV: He's been invited to a party and no one is wearing a mask... And everyone is standing closer than six feet apart... And the children have been attending school for nearly a month... He's outrun poison darts and a giant stone ball... Slid under a speeding truck while fighting multiple nazis... Narrowly avoided having his head melted by the literal wrath of God... But will he survive THIS?!? Peter: I really miss the old forms of danger. Jason: "Indiana Jones and The Granddaughter's Birthday"!

At Least There Aren’t Snakes

September 20, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Alarming" published September 6, 2020 - Alarm: REEEEE! REEEEE! Multiple tornados approaching! Seek shelter immediately! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: Awoooga! Awoooga! Zombies have breached the perimeter! Barricade all doors and windows! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: DING! DING! Attention fashion shoppers... our 99-percent-off-everything sale ends in one minute! Paige: WAIT! WAIT! What??? Peter: How's that new alarm clock working out? Paige: Some of the alerts definitely wake me up better than others.

Alarming

September 6, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sweet Teeth" published August 23, 2020 - Peter: What'd you make that sundae with? Paige: Pretty much everything I could find. Chocolate syrup, raspberry syrup, butterscotch sauce, mini marshmallows, gummy bears, cookie bits, chopped up candy bars, a jar of rainbow sprinkles... Peter: I meant, I thought we were out of ice cream. Paige: So it's missing ONE ingredient. Peter: How your sweet tooth has not yet decayed is a mystery. Paige: Mom says I have 28 of them.

Sweet Teeth

August 23, 2020

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