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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Glitched" published March 29, 2020 - Paige: I think my phone is glitched. Employee: How do? Paige: It doesn't show incoming messages... or incoming voice calls... or incoming e-mails... ...from any of the boys I flirt with at school. Paige: I spilled soda on it once. Could that be the issue? Employee: I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

Thinking Ahead

April 19, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pitch Count" published March 22, 2020 - Marcus: Two... Plus... Two... Minus... One... Point... Three... Jason: If teams want to steal our signs, they're welcome to try. Marcus: Can I just use a slash for "divided by"?

Pitch Count

March 22, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Productivity Boost" published March 15, 2020 - Andy: Aren't you supposed to be working on your history paper? Peter: I'm taking a break. Every time I write a certain number of words, I reward myself with a 10-minute snack break. I find it really boosts my productivity. Welp, break time's over... back to work! Anyway, as I was saying... Andy: What are you doing?! Taking a break after each word?! Peter: Trust me, it's still a productivity boost.

Productivity Boost

March 15, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mega Combo" published February 16, 2020 - Cashier: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah, I ordered one of your mega combos. Cashier: And? Peter: I only received three things: A large burger, large fries and a large soda. Cashier: Right. That's what it is. Peter: You do understand that the prefix "mega" means "one million"? Seems to me that truth-in-advertising laws require you to add 999,997 more food items to my tray. I'll wait. Cashier: The "mega" actually refers to the number of calories. Peter: Oh. I knew there had to be a loophole. Steve: Solid effort, though.

Mega Combo

February 16, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Chocolate Sampler" published February 9, 2020 - Paige: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a two-pound box of chocolates for your mother. Paige: Is it a kind she likes? Mom's pretty picky when it comes to chocolates. Maybe you should let me sample one, just to make sure. Oh, wait. It's an assortment? I should probably try one of each type, in that case. Yup, these are all good. You'll be fine. Peter: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a one-pound box of chocolates for your mother.

Chocolate Sampler

February 9, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Blendo Italiano" published January 26, 2020 - Roger: One slice of pizza... Two slices of pizza... Three slices of pizza... Anddd... liquify! My diet only says that I can't eat certain food. Peter: I see where I get my genius from.

Blendo Italiano

January 26, 2020