The Asocial Network

Published January 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Asocial Network" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: Whatcha working on? Jason: My latest billion dollar idea. I'm going to dethrone Facebook and Twitter by offering people a better social media experience. Imagine no longer having to wade through a bunch of stupid people's bone-headed views about science, politics, religion, movies, music, sports, or any other subject. With my site, all you'll ever see are the astute and interesting things that you yourself have posted. It'll be a digital paradise! No more arguing with dummies! Your smart and correct views will be the only ones that count! It'll be the most sanity-restoring place on the internet! Peter: Social media without the social? I dunno. Sounds a little iffy. Jason: See? That's exactly the sort of ignorant comment my users won't have to deal with.