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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "HELLO PETER" published January 10, 2021 - Andy: What on Earth are you screaming about? Peter: Look at my cereal! I swear I didn't do this! It formed the words on its own! It's like a greeting from the spirit world! Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real! AAAAAA! Andy: Calm down. Random letters are bound to form words now and then. Peter: But "HELLO PETER"?! That's like one in a gazillion! Andy: Peter, think about how many bowls of cereal you eat in a week. Peter: Ok, good point.

HELLO PETER

January 10, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - December 1998 - A Christmas Carol, Ebenezer Scrooge, Xmas, Holidays, Jason, Paige, Peter, Andy, Roger, Cartoons, Sunday Comics

From The Archives: Jasonezer Scrooge

December 8, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Horror" published November 29, 2020 - Peter: Whatcha doin? Jason: Writing my proposal for a new season of "American Horror Story." It's about a family trapped at home during a pandemic. And they only have one television. And the mother goes insane and becomes a remote-hogging reality TV junkie. So the only shows playing every night are stupid things like "90-Day Dancing on Masked Bachelor Island." Next, on "90-Day Dancing on Masked Bachelor Island"... Peter: Sounds terrifying. How's it end? Jason: I haven't figured that out yet.

The Horror

November 29, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Playing It Safe" published November 22, 2020 - Andy: Is there a reason why you've started wearing a mask around the house? Peter: You can never be too safe, mother. Thanksgiving is in four days and I, for one, don't want to take any chances between now and then. Andy: That you'll get sick? Peter: That I'll eat something and spoil my appetite. Andy: Ah, yes. Priorities. Peter: Jason, I said keep that pizza six feet away! Jason: Bwa ha ha!

Playing It Safe

November 22, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Rabbit Rabbit" published November 1, 2020 - Peter: Rabbit rabbit. Paige: Weirdo. Peter: What? It's a good luck thing. Supposedly, if you say "rabbit rabbit" at the start of a month, it brings you good luck. I have a big history test this week and need all the luck I can get. Paige: Whatever. It's still weird. Peter: Hey, it's not as weird as some of the stuff JASON does. Jason: Ribbit ribbit. Paige: That's not exactly a high bar to clear. Peter: I wonder if eating Trix today is also lucky.

Rabbit Rabbit

November 1, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Trick Plays" published October 18, 2020 - Peter: Wanna go to the park and help me practice the trick play I just invented? Jason: Not really. Peter: Jason, c'mon, it's the best play ever! It starts with a handoff to you, then you flea-flick it back to me... Then you roll to the right while I scramble left, then I fling it back to you over my shoulder without looking, then you run toward the end zone and just as you're about to be tackled, you lateral to me and I dance in for a touchdown. Think you can do it? Jason: Back up. You lost me. Peter: At what part? Jason: What's a handoff? Jason: And that, ladies and gentlemen, was MY trick play. Peter: Paige, c'mon, please?? Paige: Peter, no! I hate football.

Trick Plays

October 18, 2020