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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Soda Springs" published March 19, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: What's that? Paige Fox: Soda. Peter Fox: You're drinking soda out of a coconut shell? Who drinks soda out of a coconut shell? Paige Fox: It's spring break! I'm trying to get in the spirit! Peter Fox: That's not how people drink sodas on spring break, you weirdo. Here. Use my root beer bong. Paige Fox: I thought mom made you throw that away.

Soda Springs

March 19, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Flat Jokes" published February 19, 2023 - Transcript: Triangle: I have an acute headache. Circle: Oh? Square: I feel like a blockhead. Circle: Oh? Irregular Polygon: Sometimes I get irregular. Circle: Oh? Star: Someday I'm gonna be a star! Circle: Oh? Peter Fox: I dunno. These jokes are kinda one-dimensional. Jason Fox: Two-dimensional, but I see your point.

Flat Jokes

February 19, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Heart Problems" published February 12, 2023 - Transcript: Andy Fox: What's wrong? Paige Fox: I can't seem to cut a symmetrical heart to save my life! They keep coming out lopsided! Andy Fox: Paige, Paige, Paige... Did no one ever teach you the trick? Just fold the paper down the middle, then cut half a heart, then unfold it. You'll get perfect results. Trust me. Paige Fox: Our mother has a weird definition of "perfect." Peter Fox: They're symmetrical at least...

Heart Problems

February 12, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super Shopping" published February 5, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Mind if we swap cars this week? Andy Fox: What for? Roger Fox: Peter and I want to hit Costclub t load up on snacks and drinks for the Super Bowl next Sunday. Your car holds more stuff than mine. Andy Fox: Sure. When were you thinking? Roger Fox: This week. Andy Fox: I mean what day. Roger Fox: Day? Andy Fox: Just how many trips to the store are you planning? Peter Fox: Dad, hurry up! We're already behind schedule!q

Super Shopping

February 5, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Isle of White" published January 8, 2023 - Transcript: Paige Fox: I want to tell everyone at school that I spent winter break on a private island. Peter Fox: Your genius may be vastly underrated, Paige.

Isle of White

January 8, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Decimate" published December 4, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: No, microwaves DON'T cook more accurately when you add two decimal places. Jason Fox: My bad. Enjoy your burrito.

Decimate

December 4, 2022

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