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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Biologically Speaking" published May 11, 2014 - Peter: Pumpkin chunks...peas...tomato wedges...lima beans...diced eggplant...um, this is really, really, really, not what I had in mind. Andy: You asked for fruit salad! Biologically, those are fruits!

Biologically Speaking

May 11, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "May the Fourth" published May 4, 2014 - Jason: Can lightsabers go in the dishwasher? Andy: I told you to cut your pancakes with a knife! Andy: How's your English paper coming along? Paige: You don't need to see how my English paper is coming along. Andy: Why are you eating ice cream?! Dinner's in an hour! Andy: Peecha won-ka cho solo! Hah hah hah! Andy: Will you stop dimming the light?! I'm trying to read! Roger: Give in to the dark side... Andy: Annoying, this Star Wars day is. Jason: That's the spirit, Mom! Here, wear these.

May the Fourth

May 4, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Autographics" published April 27, 2014 - Jason: I designed my signature to be crazy hard to forge. Peter: With, as usual, the operative word being "crazy".

Autographics

April 27, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pitching Practice" published April 13, 2014 - Peter: It starts off like your basic romantic comedy. Boy gets ball...boy throws ball...boy gets ball back...After a while, though, things begin to get serious. This isn't one of the casual flings they boy is used to. And then there's a twist! A major curve gets thrown! The teams have to switch places! Now the boy must hit the ball with a bat! What will he do? Will he miss on purpose and lose the game?! He takes his place in the batter's box...the ball comes toward him...he sheds a tear and...I'm told this is how they pitch in Hollywood. Coach: Being annoying in the dugout won't get me to put you out on the field any faster, Fox.

Pitching Practice

April 13, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Candy™Farm™Dungeon™" published March 23, 2014 - Game: Welcome to Candy Farm Dungeon! Let's play! Hint: Optional gummy tokens are available for purchase at any time for only $0.99 each. Manually sweetening a new dungeon is really tedious and can take hours. Use a gummy token to automate this task. Even the best sugar sniffers can get lost in the dark. Use one token for a torch and another two for a map. Many players find the game's shrill music to be annoying. Use five tokens to mute it. Some games have bugs that cause crashes and the loss of saved progress. Use 10 tokens to ensure this isn't one of them. Privacy important? Use 25 tokens to stop this app from accidentally sharing all of the e-mails, texts, and photos stored on this phone with the people in your address book. Jason: I meant to warn you about that game. Peter: Aaaa! How do I turn it of?! Game: Buttons sometimes break. Use 40 tokens to diagnose the problem...

Candy™Farm™Dungeon™

March 23, 2014

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