FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Death Breath" published January 17, 2021 - Jason: I love being able to see my breath. Paige: I can't believe you're eating an onion.

Death Breath

January 17, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "HELLO PETER" published January 10, 2021 - Andy: What on Earth are you screaming about? Peter: Look at my cereal! I swear I didn't do this! It formed the words on its own! It's like a greeting from the spirit world! Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real! AAAAAA! Andy: Calm down. Random letters are bound to form words now and then. Peter: But "HELLO PETER"?! That's like one in a gazillion! Andy: Peter, think about how many bowls of cereal you eat in a week. Peter: Ok, good point.

HELLO PETER

January 10, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Computer Issues" published January 3, 2021 - Marcus: No one's moving or saying anything. Jason: I think it may be frozen. I'll restart.

Computer Issues

January 3, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Roger’s Gambit?" published December 27, 2020 - Roger: Hey, would you ever be up for some role-playing? Andy: Depends. Whatha thinking? Roger: You could wear that red wig you got for Halloween last year. Andy: Ooo... Roger: And that cute 1960s outfit your mother gave you. Andy: Ooo... Roger: And I could call you "Beth." Andy: Okayyy... Roger: And we could play a super long and complicated chess match and then I defeat you and you tell me it was the best game of your life! Whaddya say? Pleeeeeeease? Andy: I should've known letting you watch "The Queen's Gambit" was a mistake.

Roger’s Gambit

December 27, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Qudolph" published December 20, 2020 - Jason: Say hello to Qudolph, the red-nosed iguana! Paige: Cute. Jason: Cute AND functional! In the event of an indoor snowstorm on Christmas, he'll light up his nose and guide me safely to my presents! Paige: Indoor snowstorms aren't a thing, you dweeb. Andy: Which one of you kids raised the thermostat?! Jason: Better safe than sorry. Paige: Mother, please! I could see my breath!

Qudolph

December 20, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Santa Questions" published December 13, 2020 - Jason: Where does Santa get his clothes? Andy: In a claus-et. Jason: What did Santa say to the pirate? Andy: Yo ho ho ho. Jason: Where does Santa invest his money?? Andy: In the stock-ing market. What is Santa giving me for Christmas? Andy: I have no idea. Jason: C'mon, you were doing so well. Not even a guess? Andy: Sorry. Jason: Where does Santa hang his clothes? Roger: Jason, you do this every year...

Santa Questions

December 13, 2020