FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?

The Human World, It’s a Mess

May 28, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Protection Package" published May 21, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Care to purchase JFFWPP? Peter Fox: A what? Jason Fox: A Jason Fox Finals Week Protection Package. For only $5 a day, I will dutifully patrol the house, protecting you from unwanted noise and distractions as you frantically cram for exams. I'll make sure people aren't talking too loudly... I'll make sure the TV volume is turned down... I'll make sure there's no clog dancing in the attic right above your bedroom... Peter Fox: I think I'll take my chances, thanks. Jason Fox: Let me know if you change your mind. Peter Fox: Are you wearing wooden shoes?

Protection Package

May 21, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Relaxing" published May 14, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: The kid and I want you to have the most relaxing Mother's Day ever! You just stay here and read, and we'll take care of everything. Peter's gonna do the laundry, Jason is weeding the garden, Paige will cook dinner... Andy Fox: And this is supposed to RELAX me? Roger Fox: Oh, and I'll try fixing that stuck valve in our bathtub. Jason Fox: Were these weeds or tomato plants?

“Relaxing”

May 14, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Snappy Eater" published May 7, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Clamp down on the cheese with your teeth... Stretch it out... And... Stunt eating takes practice. You'll get there. Jason Fox: Any tips on removing pepperoni from sinus cavities? Marcus: And tear ducts?

Snappy Eater

May 7, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Planning Ahead" published April 30, 2023 - Transcript: Morton Goldthwait: Wanna go to the spring dance with me? ...And then fall in love with me and then be my girlfriend and then hang out with me every day and then get engaged and then get married and then... I really need to stop planning so far ahead.

Planning Ahead

April 30, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Power Shower" published April 23, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: You know, you could take your shower BEFORE walking to school. Jason Fox: It's more efficient this way.

Power Shower

April 23, 2023

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