FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hazardous Waste" published March 26, 2023 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Wanna get out of the house and go for a drive? Jason Fox: Where to? Roger Fox: I have to take some stuff to the Hazardous Waste Center. Jason Fox: Ooo- cool! Like nuclear stuff? Roger Fox: No, no, just some old cans of paint, weed killer, furniture stripper, insecticide, motor oil... basically things that'd be unsafe in a landfill. Andy Fox: Don't forget this tub of your leftover Super Bowl clam dip. Roger Fox: Oh yeah. Jason Fox: Eww. No way am I riding in a car with THAT.

Hazardous Waste

March 26, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Soda Springs" published March 19, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: What's that? Paige Fox: Soda. Peter Fox: You're drinking soda out of a coconut shell? Who drinks soda out of a coconut shell? Paige Fox: It's spring break! I'm trying to get in the spirit! Peter Fox: That's not how people drink sodas on spring break, you weirdo. Here. Use my root beer bong. Paige Fox: I thought mom made you throw that away.

Soda Springs

March 19, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Worrier Spirit" published March 12, 2023 - Transcript: Eileen Jacobson: I was out yesterday. Did I miss anything important? Jason Fox: Yes, we finished chapter 12. Eileen Jacobson: Oh, ok. I did that at home, just to be safe. Jason Fox: Also chapter 13. Eileen Jacobson: Cool. I read that too, just in case. Jason Fox: and chapters 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19. Eileen Jacobson: Phew. Glad I read those also! Were we supposed to do the odd- or the even-numbered problems? I did both. Jason Fox: You aren't as fun to prank as some people, Eileen. Marcus: Wait... we finished chapter 12?

Worrier Spirit

March 12, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bugsball" published March 5, 2023 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Sir? I have an urgent physics question. Teacher: Let me save you the trouble, Peter. No It's not possible to put spin on a baseball to get it to do loop-the-loops or zigzags or any of the things you see in Bugs Bunny cartoons, so I can't help you out with this afternoon's varsity pitching tryouts. Peter Fox: Rats. Teacher: Good luck. Peter Fox: You can always tell which teachers have been doing this job for a while. Steve: He coaches tennis. I bet he saves the good tricks for them.

Bugsball

March 5, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mysterious" published February 26, 2023 - Transcript: Paige Fox: What IS this? Lunch Lady: Well, you've got your unknown protein... stuffed with Cobenhagen cheese, in a Marlowe reduction... a side of glass onion rings... a salad of red-headed leaves... and for dessert, some big little pies made with a killer oreo espresso. Now be gone, girl, before it all gets cold. Paige Fox: This cafeteria takes its "Mystery Meat" awfully seriously. Nicole: Mind grabbing me a Colonel Mustard packet?

Mysterious

February 26, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Flat Jokes" published February 19, 2023 - Transcript: Triangle: I have an acute headache. Circle: Oh? Square: I feel like a blockhead. Circle: Oh? Irregular Polygon: Sometimes I get irregular. Circle: Oh? Star: Someday I'm gonna be a star! Circle: Oh? Peter Fox: I dunno. These jokes are kinda one-dimensional. Jason Fox: Two-dimensional, but I see your point.

Flat Jokes

February 19, 2023

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