FoxTrot Comics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Zwoooon" published September 27, 2020 - Page: Nicole! Nicole! You won't believe it! Nicole: What? What? Paige: There was a moment in English class today where super-cute Bill Heinz, Kirk Rickman and Stevie Saptis were all looking right at me and smiling! The three hottest boys in our grade, and they were all looking and smiling at MEEEEE!!!! My heart is still racing! It was one of the top 10 moment of my life! Nicole: Paige, our classes are zoom calls. You do realize that everyone is looking at EVERYONE, right? Paige: Duh. It was still a to-10 moment. Nicole: Ok, just making sure.

Zwoooon

September 27, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "At Least There Aren’t Snakes" published September 20, 2020 - TV: He's been invited to a party and no one is wearing a mask... And everyone is standing closer than six feet apart... And the children have been attending school for nearly a month... He's outrun poison darts and a giant stone ball... Slid under a speeding truck while fighting multiple nazis... Narrowly avoided having his head melted by the literal wrath of God... But will he survive THIS?!? Peter: I really miss the old forms of danger. Jason: "Indiana Jones and The Granddaughter's Birthday"!

At Least There Aren’t Snakes

September 20, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packing Oneself" published September 13, 2020 - Roger: How's "fifth grade from home" working out? Jason: It worked out really well. Roger: "Worked"? Past-tense? Jason: Yeah. My teacher said we can study at our own pace while the school irons out all the distance-learning kinks. I finished the fifth grade curriculum in two days. Roger: So what's your teacher having you do now? Sixth grade assignments? Seventh grade? Computer: Hi Jason. I'm looping in professor Starr from Caltech.

Pacing Oneself

September 13, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Alarming" published September 6, 2020 - Alarm: REEEEE! REEEEE! Multiple tornados approaching! Seek shelter immediately! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: Awoooga! Awoooga! Zombies have breached the perimeter! Barricade all doors and windows! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: DING! DING! Attention fashion shoppers... our 99-percent-off-everything sale ends in one minute! Paige: WAIT! WAIT! What??? Peter: How's that new alarm clock working out? Paige: Some of the alerts definitely wake me up better than others.

Alarming

September 6, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remotely Annoying" published August 30, 2020 - Jason: If bologna is pronounced "baloney," why isn't lasagna pronounced "lasahney"? If I drink this glass of whole milk, would you say it's still whole? Ever wonder where they get seeds to plant seedless grapes? Why are these called peanut butter cups, when the cup is made of chocolate? Eileen: For what it's worth, Jason, remove lunchtime with you is every bit as annoying as in-person lunchtime with you! Jason: Phew! Thanks! I was worried!

Remotely Annoying

August 30, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sweet Teeth" published August 23, 2020 - Peter: What'd you make that sundae with? Paige: Pretty much everything I could find. Chocolate syrup, raspberry syrup, butterscotch sauce, mini marshmallows, gummy bears, cookie bits, chopped up candy bars, a jar of rainbow sprinkles... Peter: I meant, I thought we were out of ice cream. Paige: So it's missing ONE ingredient. Peter: How your sweet tooth has not yet decayed is a mystery. Paige: Mom says I have 28 of them.

Sweet Teeth

August 23, 2020