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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Golfing Brilliance" published April 3, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Why are you watching beginner golf videos? Roger Fox: I've come up with a brilliant plan. With Phil Mickelson taking "time away" from the PGA Tour, there's now an opening for a middle-aged-and-not-quite-skinny guy like me to take his shot. Peter Fox: Dad, I've golfed with you. No offense, but you're awful. Roger Fox: Yes, but that was me playing RIGHT-handed. To replace Phil, I'll be playing LEFT-handed. I'm a completely blank slate on that side. with proper instruction, who knows? I could be amazing! Which reminds me, I'll need to buy a set of lefty clubs. Peter Fox: Does 'brilliant" have a definition I'm not aware of? Roger Fox: I should probably put them on a credit card your mother doesn't see...

Golfing Brilliance

April 10, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Comical Signs" published March 27, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Ok, here are the signs: One fingers for a fastball... Two fingers for a curve... Three fingers for a change-up... Four fingers for a slider... And five fingers for a knuckleball... Jason Fox: Um, FIVE fingers? Peter Fox: Actually, skip that sign. We don't have knuckles, either. Jason Fox: So comical.

Comical Signs

March 27, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hot Meal" published March 20, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Since we're not going anywhere for spring break, maybe you could take us to warm places via food. You could make tacos and we could pretend we're in Mexico... You could make poke and we could pretend we're in Hawaii... You could make jerk chicken and we could pretend we're in Jamaica... Andy Fox: I can't do that tonight. I already have a jellied yam casserole in the oven. Peter Fox: I guess we could pretend we're in Hell. Paige Fox: Pretend?

Hot Meal

March 20, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Difficult Math" published February 27, 2022 - Transcript: Mary Lou has a master's degree and earrs X dollars per month teaching high school math. If her monthly housing costs are 1/3 X, and her heat and utility bills are 1/8 X, and her food expenses are 1/7 X, and her car-related costs are 1/6 X... and her monthly health, clothing, furnishings, tax and student loan payments total 1/4 X... How long until Mary Lou quits to try her hand as a full-time TikTok dancer? Paige Fox: I'd say my teacher was trying to tell us something, but her name's not Mary Lou. Peter Fox: Hey! Mine assigned this problem also!

Difficult Math

February 27, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super Shoppers" published February 13, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Ok, let's take a count of what we've got. Potato chips... tortilla chips... cheezos... pretzels... salsa... queso... guac... onion dip... hamburger buns... hot dogs... hot dog buns... beer... soda... an assortment of frozen pizzas... Peter Fox: Think that'll be enough for the Super Bowl? Roger Fox: Heh, maybe the first quarter. Peter Fox: Right. I'll get us three more carts. Roger Fox: Son, I was exaggerating! Just get one!

Super Shoppers

February 13, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Playing Games" published February 6, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Move it. I need to use the computer. Jason Fox: Too bad. I was here first. Peter Fox: You're just playings games! I have an English paper due tomorrow, a History paper due tomorrow, and a physics lab report due in two day! Jason Fox: Fine, sheesh! Peter Fox: Also, I have games I want to play. Computer: Pew! Pew!

Playing Games

February 6, 2022

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