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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dexterous" published September 30, 2012 - Jason: Tonight's the season premiere of "Dexter," so I'm analyzing splatter patterns as a tribute. Peter: I suppose there are far WORSE ways you could pay tribute.

Dexterous

September 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "B-Positive" published September 16, 2012 - Peter: Sir, about my grade on the physics test... Teacher: A "B" as I recall. Peter: Yeah, see, the thing is I was really hoping to start this school year off on a positive note. Teacher: A "B" isn't a bad grade. Peter: Yeah, but it's not a POSITIVE grade, you know? It's just kinda neutral. Teacher: I'd call it a positive grade. Peter: But you yourself told us the symbol for positive is a plus sign. Hint hint hint... Teacher: Ah. Well, let's see what I can do... Peter: AAAA! A "D+" isn't a positive grade! Teacher: You're really confusing me here, Peter.

B-Positive

September 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Beach Fauxtos" published August 19, 2012 - Peter: What are you doing? Paige: Photoshopping this picture of me at the beach before I upload it to Facebook. First I'll give myself a better tan. Then I'll smooth out these pimples on my forehead...Then I'll erase our dorky brother from the background...Then I'll add Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner checking me out... Peter: Um, that might be a bit too much. Paige: Ok, ok, I'll get rid of the tan.

Beach Fauxtos

August 19, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Crock Lobster" published August 12, 2012 - Paige: Dare I ask? Jason: I'm going to sneak up on Peter while he's swimming and give him the scare of his life. Brace yourself for some screaming. AAAA! LET GO! AAAA! Paige: I thought you meant screaming by Peter. Peter: Mom, how much butter do we have? Jason: I'm not a real giant lobster! Let go of me! AAAA!

Crock Lobster

August 12, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bat Tan" published August 5, 2012 - Jason: Marcus and I are going to the "Dark Knight Rises" matinee. Wanna come? Peter: You just went yesterday! Jason: So? Peter: And the day before, that and the day before that...You don't think that's a bit excessive? Jason: Lots of people see movies more than once. Peter: This goes way beyond "more than once"! Jason: Says you. Peter: Dude, look at your tan line! Jason: Bruce Wayne must have access to better sunscreen. Marcus: He's a millionaire. Duh.

Bat Tan

August 5, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dragon Dreams" published July 15, 2012 - Jason: Woah, Paige! You bleached your hair? Paige: I'm Daenerys Targaryen, mother of dragons. Jason: Since when do you cosplay? Paige: This isn't cosplay. We're in a dream, obviously. Jason: Well, it's not MY dream. I'm always White Walker in my "Game of Thrones" dreams. Paige: Well, it's certainly not MY dream. I don't even know what a Daenerys is. Jason: Well then whose dream is this? Peter: Quincy's sure sleeping a lot these days. Jason: Is it just me, or is he smiling?

Dragon Dreams

July 15, 2012

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