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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Slowhandy" published October 13, 2013 - Andy: What's with all the tools? Roger: I was thinking I'd fix that loose gutter. Andy: The one I asked you to fix five weeks ago? Roger: Yeah. Andy: The one I also asked you to fix four weeks ago? And three weeks ago? And two weeks ago? And about a dozen times last week? I had someone come out and fix it on Friday. Roger: Oh. Well, you can't say I didn't try. Guess that gives me a free afternoon to watch football, at least. I hope you're taking notes, son. Peter: That's weird. Mom just said the same thing to Paige.

Slowhandy

October 13, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "American-ish Government" published September 29, 2013 - Roger: Whatcha studying? Peter: American Government. We have a test tomorrow. Roger: I'm jealous! I loved that class. Peter: Knock yourself out. Here's the practice test. Roger: "The three branches of the federal government that we're allowed to know about are...?" "Name something a U.S. senator does in addition to soliciting campaign contributions." "Outside of talk radio hosts, newspaper columnists, and TV talking heads, who determines whether a law is constitutional or not?" I think I loved a different American Government. Peter: That last one's a trick question - he left out the entire internet.

American-ish Government

September 29, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reality TV" published September 1, 2013 - TV: Are 70-foot prehistoric monster sharks secretly lurking in our oceans?!? The answer may surprise you! If you're stupid. Have mermaids been discovered?!? And is the government covering it up?!? Watch "Merspiracy: Something Smells Fishy" this Friday at 8:00! Brought to you by ace bridge sellers. Is this actual footage of an actual alien autopsy performed by actual doctors?!? Stay tuned! Jason: I'm loving this new cable channel. TV: Are you seriously waiting for the answer?!? It's "no," you numbskull!

Reality TV

September 1, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Aping Around" published August 4, 2013 - Jason: You maniacs! You blew it up! Aaaa! Dang you! Peter: Paige says I should stand here and eat bananas.

Aping Around

August 4, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Don't Look Down!" published July 21, 2013 - Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I won't. Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I know. Peter: Don't look down, Paige. Paige: I'm not. Jason: There...all clean. It's impossible to tell you spilled a slushie on her phone. Peter: Please, please, please don't look down, Paige. Paige: I'm the one up here, Peter. Why do YOU sound so scared?

Don’t Look Down!

July 21, 2013

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