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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Easter Piggies" published March 27, 2016 - Peter: Fruit... Cheese... Salad... Brad... Seafood... Pasta... Soup... Veggies... Eggs... Sausage... Baon... Potatoes... Roast Beef... Ham... Turkey... Salmon... Cake... Pie... Tarts... Chocolate Mousse... Maybe a little more bacon... Andy: Guys, when they say "all you can eat" it's not a requirement. Peter: Says you. Jason: It's ok for me to take the whole shrimp bowl, right?

Easter Piggies

March 27, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Peter Fox Presents" published February 28, 2016 - A Peter Fox Production of a Peter Fox Essay "'Animal Farm' as Political Allegory" Written by Peter Fox, Typed by Peter Fox, Starring the Characters of 'Animal Farm' A Book by George Orwell, Published by Signet Classics, Assigned by Ms. Christopher, The Greatest and Kindest Teacher Ever. Jason: So at what point do you actually write the essay. Peter: Depends. Any idea what "allegory" means?

Peter Fox Presents

February 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Asocial Network" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: Whatcha working on? Jason: My latest billion dollar idea. I'm going to dethrone Facebook and Twitter by offering people a better social media experience. Imagine no longer having to wade through a bunch of stupid people's bone-headed views about science, politics, religion, movies, music, sports, or any other subject. With my site, all you'll ever see are the astute and interesting things that you yourself have posted. It'll be a digital paradise! No more arguing with dummies! Your smart and correct views will be the only ones that count! It'll be the most sanity-restoring place on the internet! Peter: Social media without the social? I dunno. Sounds a little iffy. Jason: See? That's exactly the sort of ignorant comment my users won't have to deal with.

The Asocial Network

January 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bit of a Stretch" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: I swear they don't give me silverware on purpose. Jason: No one says you have to order extra-extra-extra cheese.

Bit of a Stretch

January 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cyborg Monday" published November 29, 2015 - Jason: Of course I'm wearing this to school. Peter said it was Cyborg Monday. Andy: CYBER MONDAY! Peter: Don't listen to her, bro.

Cyborg Monday

November 29, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Try Hard" published November 15, 2015 - Peter: Is that the new Starcraft Expansion? Jason: "Legacy of the Void." Yeah. My plan is to practice night and day and get really, really good at it so I can play professionally and win boatloads of money at tournaments. Peter: I thought you were trying to be a "Rocket League" pro. Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that weren't you trying to be a "Dota 2" pro? Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that there was a "League of Legends" and "Counter Strike" and "World of Tanks" and what was the first game where you were positively determined to go pro? Oh, yeah, that was the LAST Starcraft Expansion. Jason: Look, if you're trying to say something just say it!

Try Hard

November 15, 2015

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