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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fall Classic" published November 1, 2015 - Jason: Ha! Found it! Marcus: Too late. I'm pretty sure I rounded all the bases. Jason: If you ask me, the World Series would be a truer Fall Classic if they trucked in leaves. Marcus: That's what, my fourth home run bunt in a row?

Fall Classic

November 1, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Uncandy X-Men" published October 25, 2015 - Jason: Trick or treat! Neighbor: Who are you, again? Jason: Magsweeto. Andy: Come up with any good costume ideas? Jason: Possibly. Do you know anyone with a cordless dual-hose-industrial-strength vacuum I could borrow?

Uncandy X-Men

October 25, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Compromising Situation" published October 18, 2015 - Peter: Hut! Hut! Hike! Jason: Ha! My king is still on the board! I win! Peter: Help me pick up the pieces. I demand a rematch. Jason: Peter wanted to play football and I wanted to play chess, so we're compromising like you're always telling us to do. Andy: Can you at least compromise outside, please?!!

Compromising Situation

October 18, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Combo Moves" published October 11, 2015 - Eileen: Jason, class is about to start. Jason: Shhh! [tick... tick tick... tick tick tick... tick........ tick.......... CLICK!] Jason: Yessss! Eileen: You know, you could just memorize your locker combination like a normal person. Jason: Why does everyone assume I WANT to be normal?

Combo Moves

October 11, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "TV Correspondence" published October 4, 2015 - Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Writing the producers of "American Ninja Warrior" to suggest they add nunchuck fighting to the competition. Paige: Didn't you write to them LAST week? Jason: No, last week, I wrote to "Hell's Kitchen" suggesting they make contestants cook over fire and brimstone. Paige: Oh, yeah. Jason: And the week before that was when I wrote inquiring if the plastic 1/100th-scale Millennium Falcon I was eligible for "America's Next Top Model." Speaking of which, I'm a little peeved they haven't gotten back to me. I put a lot of time into that paint job. Paige: Can I use some of this? I have a good casting idea for "The Biggest Loser." Jason: Didn't you write to them last week?

TV Correspondence

October 4, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Darwin Award Incoming" published September 27, 2015 - Peter: Just promise you'll let go if it hits a power line. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Floor it.

Darwin Award Incoming

September 27, 2015

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