Plum Position

Published March 26, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Plum Position" published March 26, 2017 - Paige says: Whatcha doing? Peter says: Honing my baseball skills. Varsity tryouts are tomorrow. Paige says: It looks like you're just writing stuff. Peter says: I'm practicing my autograph. I've decided to let the other guys vie for the hitting and fielding slots while I nail down the plum position of fan favorite and media darling. Signing balls... posing for pictures... winks and fistbumps for the little kids in the stands wearing my jersey... I mean, I was made for this role. Hey wanna help me out? Pretend you're a TV reporter and lob me some fun questions. Paige says: Are you insane? Peter says: Wait, wait, don't start yet! Hold this pen like it's a microphone!