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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packing Oneself" published September 13, 2020 - Roger: How's "fifth grade from home" working out? Jason: It worked out really well. Roger: "Worked"? Past-tense? Jason: Yeah. My teacher said we can study at our own pace while the school irons out all the distance-learning kinks. I finished the fifth grade curriculum in two days. Roger: So what's your teacher having you do now? Sixth grade assignments? Seventh grade? Computer: Hi Jason. I'm looping in professor Starr from Caltech.

Pacing Oneself

September 13, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Alarming" published September 6, 2020 - Alarm: REEEEE! REEEEE! Multiple tornados approaching! Seek shelter immediately! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: Awoooga! Awoooga! Zombies have breached the perimeter! Barricade all doors and windows! Paige: Zzzz... Alarm: DING! DING! Attention fashion shoppers... our 99-percent-off-everything sale ends in one minute! Paige: WAIT! WAIT! What??? Peter: How's that new alarm clock working out? Paige: Some of the alerts definitely wake me up better than others.

Alarming

September 6, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remotely Annoying" published August 30, 2020 - Jason: If bologna is pronounced "baloney," why isn't lasagna pronounced "lasahney"? If I drink this glass of whole milk, would you say it's still whole? Ever wonder where they get seeds to plant seedless grapes? Why are these called peanut butter cups, when the cup is made of chocolate? Eileen: For what it's worth, Jason, remove lunchtime with you is every bit as annoying as in-person lunchtime with you! Jason: Phew! Thanks! I was worried!

Remotely Annoying

August 30, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sweet Teeth" published August 23, 2020 - Peter: What'd you make that sundae with? Paige: Pretty much everything I could find. Chocolate syrup, raspberry syrup, butterscotch sauce, mini marshmallows, gummy bears, cookie bits, chopped up candy bars, a jar of rainbow sprinkles... Peter: I meant, I thought we were out of ice cream. Paige: So it's missing ONE ingredient. Peter: How your sweet tooth has not yet decayed is a mystery. Paige: Mom says I have 28 of them.

Sweet Teeth

August 23, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Constellation Realizations" published August 16, 2020 - Jason: I just had a cool realization. Paige: About what? Jason: As you probably know, all the constellations we see are determined by our vantage point in space relative to visible stars. Since there are essentially a near-infinite number of stars and vantage points out there, it stands to reason there'd be a near-infinite variety of possible constellations as well. Which means it's likely that SOMEWHERE in the universe, you can see stars spelling out the words "JASON IS GREAT." Man, I want a spaceship so badly. Paige: Doesn't that mean there'd also be a place where stars spell out "JASON IS A DWEEB"? Jason: I need to stop sharing my realizations. Paige: Now I want a spaceship.

Constellation Realizations

August 16, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Peachy" published August 9, 2020 - Jason: Are we sure that peach volleyball is a thing? Marcus: AAAA! Get away from me, bees!

Peachy

August 9, 2020