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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Moisturizing" published November 16, 2014 - Scritch scritch scritch scratch scratch scratch scretch scretch scretch Paige: I hate having dry skin! I hate it! Andy: Jason, I said NO! Jason: Mom, c'mon! Are you not listening to the poor girl?! Paige: AAA! (scritch scritch) So dry!

Moisturizing

November 16, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Paige Goes Emo" published November 9, 2014 - Andy: Jason, pizza! Jason: Yay! Andy: Peter, pizza! Peter: Woohoo! Andy: (pizza emoji) Paige: (celebration emojis) Jason: I don't know why you humor her weird need to use emojis everywhere. Andy: Says the boy who's demanded binary numbers on his last 0011 birthday cakes. Paige: (cry laugh emoji)

Paige Goes Emo

November 9, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Worth a Shot" published November 2, 2014 - TV: Are you the sort of person who gets their political information entirely from radio and television ads like this one? The sort of person who trusts a concerned-sounding voice like mine, without ever questioning the validity of what I'm saying and whether I'm not just reading off a script designed purely to manipulate you? If so, then be sure to make your voice heard by heading to the polls and voting this Wednesday! Peter: Mom, isn't the election on Tuesday? TV: This ad was paid for by the committee to fix government SOMEHOW.

Worth a Shot

November 2, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Route Vegetables" published October 26, 2014 - Andy: You're really using an app to plan your trick-or-treating route? Jason: Yeah. It's kinda like a Yelp for serious Halloweeners. Jason: It shows you a map of your neighborhood with all the houses highlighted based on user feedback. You can sort by candy type, bar size, stinginess, driveway length, door-answering proptness, overall ranking, that sort of thing. Andy: So who's ranked #1 in our area? Jason: Old man McMeel. The guys is crazy generous. Every review is five stars. Andy: Neatt! Have you looked to see if anyone's posted reviews of our house? Jason: Uh... Andy: "Zero stars. My mom gives out carrot sticks." Jason: For the record, Paige or Peter could have written that... Marcus: Also for the record, I suggested ONE star.

Route Vegetables

October 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Halloween Horrors" published October 19, 2014 - Jason: Is it wrong that I enjoy scaring my parents to much? Marcus: (sniff sniff) How'd you fake the gas leak smell?

Halloween Horrors

October 19, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "baking.f" published October 12, 2014 - Jason: Want a Fortran Cookie? Peter: A what?

baking.f

October 12, 2014

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