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Rerouted

October 9, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Gravity Gravity" published October 2, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Can you help me study for my physics test? Jason Fox: Not right now. I'm busy. Peter Fox: Please? I really, really, really need to get a decent grade in this class. Jason Fox: I just queued for a dungeon. Peter Fox: I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. Jason Fox: Sheesh. Fine. Peter Fox: Meanwhile, I don't understand the gravity of ANY situation. Jason Fox: Ok, see that little arrow with "g" next to it?...

Gravity Gravity

October 2, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Safety First" published September 25, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: I thought lunch was lasagna today. Lunch Lady: This IS lasagna. Paige Fox: It doesn't look like lasagna. It looks like gray glop. Lunch Lady: We make it that way on purpose. It's for your safety. This school houses 1,200 ravenous teenagers. Imagine the stampedes every lunchtime if the cafeteria served appetizing food. If we didn't do things like add gray food coloring to fool people, you'd likely be getting trampled right now. Paige Fox: I see. Lunch Lady: You're welcome. Paige Fox: It doesn't smell like lasagna, either. Lunch Lady: Again, you're welcome.

Safety First

September 25, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dangerous Game" published September 18, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Chess? Andy Fox: No thanks. Roger Fox: Aw, c'mon... Andy Fox: Sorry. I've had a long day. Roger Fox: I'll let you go first... Andy Fox: I said no! Roger Fox: Pleeeeeeese? Andy Fox: Roger, how can I make this any more clear? I DON'T WANT TO PLAY CHESS! Roger Fox: Fine. Backgammon? Andy Fox: Kids, do me a favor and cover your ears...

Dangerous Game

September 18, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Degree of Difficulty" published September 11, 2022 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Miss O'Malley, about tomorrow's math quiz... Will you be implementing a "degree of difficulty" scale in your grading? Miss O'Malley: A what? Jason Fox: Like how in the olympic diving and gymnastics, one can score more points by doing things in a more difficult fashion. For example, if I were to take the quiz holding a sharpie with my teeth while standing on my head, could I potentially earn a score higher than the 10/10 baseline? Miss O'Malley: No, 10/10 is the maximum grade. Jason Fox: Phooey. Can I do those things anyway? I kinda spent all summer practicing. Miss O'Malley: Speaking of summer, next year's is HOW many months away?

Degree of Difficulty

September 11, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Lab Day" published September 4, 2022 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Mind if I pipette a few milliliters of your iced tea? Roger Fox: What for? Jason Fox: I want to practice my chemistry techniques before tomorrow. Roger Fox: What's going on tomorrow? Jason Fox: It's Lab Day. Roger Fox: It's LABOR DAY. Jason Fox: Ohhh. I just assumed the calendar had a typo. Guess I won't be pipetting. Mom, do we have any steel girders in need of welding? Roger Fox: Son, come back! The pipetting was fine!

Lab Day

September 4, 2022

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