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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Loophole" published December 11, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: Note that I said "no filter" singular, not plural. Nicole: I'm totally stealing this loophole.

#Loophole

December 11, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Decimate" published December 4, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: No, microwaves DON'T cook more accurately when you add two decimal places. Jason Fox: My bad. Enjoy your burrito.

Decimate

December 4, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Wizarding" published November 27, 2022 - Transcript: Jason Fox: You are in a large circular room with a radius of (roll roll) 24 feet. Calculate its circumference! Marcus Jones: 48π. Jason Fox: The ceiling is (roll roll) 51 feet high. Calculate the volume of the room in cubic meters! Marcus Jones: Lessee... 831.8π? Jason Fox: Suddenly, a balrog appears! Jason Fox: Calculate the odds of surviving! Marcus Jones: How the heck do I do that??? Jason Fox: Hey, you're the one who wanted to play as a math wizard. Marcus Jones: I ask the balrog if he needs help with his homework...

Wizarding

November 27, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Holiday Preparations" published November 20, 2022 - Transcript: Roger Fox: Have you seen a phillips screwdriver anywhere? Andy Fox: No, why? Roger Fox: I'm trying to get things ready for the holidays, and I need one. Andy Fox: To put together the tree stand? To attach lights to the house? To assemble that annoying banjo Santa you bought at Costclub? Roger Fox: To take the batteries out of our bathroom scale. Andy Fox: I'll check the garage.

Holiday Preparations

November 20, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Literally Everything" published November 13, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: You didn't invent the "everything bagel," Peter. They're already a thing. Peter Fox: What about the "Literally Everything Bagel"? Voice from kitchen: Why is the refrigerator empty?

Literally Everything

November 13, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Extra Hours" published November 6, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: I love how in the fall we get to set our clocks back and get an extra hour of sleep. I just wish we could do it every night. Jason Fox: That would make every "day" 25 hours long. On some days noon would be sunny like it is now, on other days it's pitch black. Good luck trying to plan outdoor activities. Also, there'd be like 15 fewer days in the year, our calendars would all need to be tossed for new ones. Millions of people's birthdays would vanish. I can't even imagine the chaos and complexity something light that would unleash on society. Paige Fox: But we'd get to sleep an extra hour. Jason Fox: Look. I'm not saying it's a totally bad idea...

Extra Hours

November 6, 2022

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