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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Details, Details" published February 19, 2017 - Jason says: As you enter the dungeon, you see an orc centurian, napping at his post. Marcus says: My dwarf warrior attacks! Jason says: But not before the balrog hiding behind the door attacks you! Bwahaha! He slashes your dwarf with his sword, causing (roll, roll) five points of damage! Marcus says: Where does he slash him? On his back? Jason says: Probably. Marcus says: How deep is the cut? Would you see bones? Did he hit an artery? Would blood be spraying out? Jason says: Dude, it's only five hit points. Marcus says: Ok, ok, how's this look? Jason says: You know, there's such a thing as putting too much detail into your miniatures. Marcus says: Is it my dwarf's turn to attack? Let me give him scared-yet-angry eyebrows...

Details, Details

February 19, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Heart Hat" published February 12, 2017 - Paige says: I've decided to use psychology this Valentine's Day. By walking around with little hearts floating over my head, people will assume I'm madly in love with someone. And since a lot of guys are super competitive, I figure this will make them try to woo me away from whoever it is. Resulting in what I hope will be my getting a lot more candy and love notes than I did last year. I certainly can't get fewer. I just wish this one heart would stop getting stuck in my nose. Peter says: Did you say you were using psychology, or in need of it?

Heart Hat

February 12, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Protective Coating" published February 5, 2017 - Peter says: Why are you all bundled up? Jason says: Eileen Jacobson invited me to go ice skating. Peter says: Yea, but it's like 50 degrees out today ... or is warmth not the issue? Jason says: No one will recognize me in this right? Paige says: Jason's going on a daaate!

Protective Coating

February 5, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Zero Completions" published January 29, 2017 - Jason says: I'm open! Throw it! I said I'm open! Throw it! It's a guaranteed touchdown! Throw it! I'm thinking maybe YOU should be playing quarterback. Marcus says: You just can't stand how good my defense is!

Zero Completions

January 29, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Doughtori" published January 29, 2017 - Jason says: Want to sign my petition? Peter says: What's it form? Jason says: I want the food industry to stop calling these thigns "doughnuts." I mean, the "dough" part makes sense, but the "nut" part? Words should convey meaning! They should clarify, not confuse! Tell me, do you see a nut? I see a ring! An "o"! A fat, puffy loop! That's why I'm proposing we rename them "doughtori." "Doughtorus" in the singular. Sign anywhere. It's blank so far. Peter says: Actually, I DO see a nut.

Doughtori

January 22, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Balancing Act" published January 29, 2017 - Peter says: Observe: I have a triple bacon cheeseburger in my right hand. I have a triple bacon cheeseburger in my left hand. They weigh exactly the same. Paige says: That still doesn't make it a balanced meal. Peter says: Says you.

Balancing Act

January 15, 2017

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