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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "End Game" published June 25, 2017 - Paige says: Can you drive me to the movies? I'm meeting Nicole. Peter says: Can't. I'm in the middle of a match. Paige says: Please. Peter says: Ask mom. Paige says: She's not home. Peter says: Then walk. Paige says: It's supposed to rain. Peter says: So bring an umbrella. Paige says: It's too far. Peter says: Then wait until I'm done. Paige says: How long will that be? Peter says: I dunno. 45 minutes. Paige says: I know what you and your girlfriend were really doing last Friday... Peter says: If you'd just lead with the extortion, you'd save us both a lot of time. Paige says: Good to know. Also, I need money for popcorn.

End Game

June 25, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Gutsy" published June 18, 2017 - Roger says: Why do you have a pillow under your shirt? Jason says: It's my father's day gift to you! As you can see, I now have the biggest beer belly in the family! Now you can drink beer and eat junk food all day and if mom rolls her eyes, you can point at me and says, "Hey, worry about HIM! His gut is slightly bigger!" Roger says: Thanks, son. I think. Jason says: Also, it's four pillows. Not one.

Gutsy

June 18, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Cool App" published June 11, 2017 - Paige says: Ok, which one of you jokers set my weather app's location to "Antarctica"?

Cool App

June 11, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A What?" published June 4, 2017 - Jason says: Please, can I go?? Please can I go?? Please can I go?? Andy says: Knock it off. You sound like a broken record. Jason says: A what? Andy says: A broken record. Jason says: I don't know what that is. Andy says: Like a tape with its ends spliced together. Jason says: A what? Andy says: Like a CD track on repeat. Jason says: A what? Andy says: You know what, never mind. Jason says: Oh, wait... Do you mean like a wav file with the decoder's loop flag set to true? Andy says: A what?

A What?

June 4, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Busted Rhymes" published May 28, 2017 - Teacher says: Well, there's the bell. Have a good summer everyone. Paige says: School's over! No more pencils! No more books! No more teachers' dirty-- Teacher says: Ahem. Paige says: ...looks. Nicole says: So, technically there was ONE more. Paige says: I always start that rhyme like a minute too soon.

Busted Rhymes

May 28, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Maximum Something" published May 21, 2017 - Jason says: Should you be studying for final exams? Peter says: I'm trying something new. I've come to the realization that I'm one of those people who who works better under pressure. When I study and prepare too much, I get too relaxed. I lose my edge. Remember last year when I bombed that "Hamlet" test? I think it's because I actually read half of the play. I wasn't sufficiently panicked. This year I'm going into finals completely cold. No reading or prep of any sort. Maximum fear. Maximum adrenaline. Maximum performance. Jason says: When does your report card come? I want to be sure to make popcorn. Peter says: To toss like confetti? Andy says: Peter, why aren't you studying?!

Maximum Something

May 21, 2017

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