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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kickin’ It" published October 23, 2016 - Eileen: Will you knock it off?! Jason: Knock what off? Eileen: You keep kicking me under the table! You've been doing it all morning! Jason: Perhaps you'd be interested in this, then. Eileen: What is it? Jason: It's a flier for my new crowdfunding campaign. If I raise enough money, all my annoying foot activity will cease for the remainder of the year. There's a URL at the bottom where you can donate. Eileen: Dude, I'm not giving money to some stupid Kickstarter. I'll just move. Jason: Technically, it's a Kickstopper.

Kickin’ It

October 23, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Spice Spice Baby" published October 16, 2016 - Paige: Can't we at least try it? Roger: Paige, I'm determined to believe it's just a joke.

Spice Spice Baby

October 16, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Puzzling" published October 9, 2016 - Roger: "Publisher's leaf." Four letters. Andy: Page. Roger: "Django actor Jamie." Andy: Foxx. Roger: "Poet Kobayashi." Starts with an "I." Andy: Issa. Roger: "Less tight." Andy: Looser. Roger: Jason hasn't been secretly submitting crossword puzzles again, has he? Andy: I really, really hope not.

Puzzling

October 9, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hamiltonian" published October 2, 2016 - Marcus: How does a high school dropout, born and raised in Scotland... Sail off to Canada, then make his way to Boston... Send his voice over wires, because he was inspired... And get the patent listed in his name?! What's that name, man? Jason: Alexander Graham Bell, son. My name is Alexander Graham Bell, son. Paige: Let me stop you right there. Marcus: Lie for an ovation. Jason: I'm telling you, Broadway's gonna eat this up!

Hamiltonian

October 2, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mmm! Pasta!" published September 25, 2016 - Peter: Mmm! Pasta! So what sort of noodles are these? Fedelini? Capellini? Vermicelli? Vermicelloni? Are they hollow? Is it bucatini? Lunch lady: It's spaghetti. Peter: Spaghetti? Hunh. Never heard of it. Steve: Dude, you do that every single time. Peter: Eventually someone will laugh.

Mmm! Pasta!

September 25, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Assuming the Worst" published September 18, 2016 - Andy: What was that loud bang? Jason: If I tell you, do you promise you won't freak out? Andy: Great. What'd you do now?! Jason: Why the negative tone of voice? Why do you automatically assume I did something bad?! Maybe I did something awesome and I don't want you freaking out in a positive way! Did you ever consider that?! Huh?! huh?! Sheesh. Way to guarantee I'll need therapy when I grow up. Andy: You're right. I shouldn't jump to conclusions. So what was it? Jason: My treehouse fell on your car.

Assuming the Worst

September 18, 2016

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