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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Stat Wars" published January 18, 2009 - Han Solo: Welcome to Hoth. C3PO / R2D2: Welcome to Tatooine. Wampa Snow Monster: Welcome back to Hoth. Luke Skywalker: Welcome back to Tatooine. Luke Skywalker: Welcome back to Hoth again. Peter Fox: Apparently Paige and Mom had a major thermostat war last night. Jason Fox: That would explain my dreams.

Stat Wars

January 18, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Nothing To Interpret" published February 10, 2008 - Jason Fox: Every year my teacher makes us give Valentine's Day cards to the whole class. And every year I'm terrified a girl is going to over-analyze something I write and think it's a subconscious expression of love. So this year I've written a computer program to generate Valentine's day cards using all random words. Now there's nothing to interpret. Here, watch - I'll make a card for Brittney Connor... Message: "wish Blue Spatula Ellipse." Jason Fox: And one more for Mary Ellen Lopez... Message: "Rain Several Uneven Possum." Jason Fox: And one for Eileen Jacobson... Message: "You are so cute." Peter Fox: Nothing to interpret, eh? Jason Fox: Hmm. Guess I'll try that one again.... Message: "Jason plus Eileen forever."

Nothing To Interpret

February 10, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dream On" published January 20, 2008 - Paige Fox: I have to write my own "I have a dream" speech for civics class. Peter Fox: Yeah, Mr. Vivona assigns that every year. Paige Fox: I'm having trouble deciding on a topic. I was thinking maybe "I have a dream that there'll be world peace." Or "I have a dream there'll be a cure for cancer found." Or "I have a dream that we'll stop polluting the planet." What dream was your speech about? Peter Fox: Jessica Alba asking me to rub suntan lotion on her back. Paige Fox: Why do I even ask? Peter Fox: I still have it memorized. Wanna hear?

Dream On

January 20, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Trap!!!" published April 27, 1997 - Transcript: Peter Fox: I've never seen a cartoon drawn with such life like eyes. Jason Fox: I'm going for that "graphic novel" look. (The Adventures of Slug-Man and Leech-Boy. A Comic Book Spectacular By Jason Fox. Issue #5,039,246 "The Trap!!!" )(As evening falls over stately Slug Manor, we find our millionaire heroes relaxing incognito over a friendly game of "Jasonrok's Dinosaur Hunter.") Leech-Boy: Video games would be a lot easier if we had hands. Slug-Man: Too easy, my young ward. (Suddenly, like a giant blue light with an "S" in it, the Slug Beacon appears in the sky!!! Wasting no time, our heroes dash to the Slug Cave, located deep underground!!!) Slug-Man: To the Slug Mobile, Leech-Boy!!! Leech-Boy: Why can't we ever take the Slug Saturn V?! (With its 200 trillion Slug Power engine, the Slugmobile races toward the gleaming city of Jasonopolis!!!) Slug-Man: Great, we're stuck driving behind some granny in a Yugo. (Where, our heroes learn, it was not the police commissioner who had summoned them but someone else!!! But who???) Leech-Boy: Holy vermin, Slug-Man!!! Slug-Man: You mean unholy, don't you? Voice from crowd: Cackle cackle. (Yes, it was their nemesis, the evil and vile Paige-O-Tron, who had lured them into a diabolical trap!!!) Leech-Boy: Gasp! I'm choking, Slug-Man! Slug-Man: Must get air... Paige-O-Tron: Fools! My toxic bad breath must destroy you and soon I will rule the world!!!! Jason Fox: I must say, the real satisfaction in cartooning comes from sharing one's work with others. Marcus: I think she just got to the part about her exploding pimple bullets.

“The Trap!!!”

April 27, 1997

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