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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Compromising Situation" published October 18, 2015 - Peter: Hut! Hut! Hike! Jason: Ha! My king is still on the board! I win! Peter: Help me pick up the pieces. I demand a rematch. Jason: Peter wanted to play football and I wanted to play chess, so we're compromising like you're always telling us to do. Andy: Can you at least compromise outside, please?!!

Compromising Situation

October 18, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Darwin Award Incoming" published September 27, 2015 - Peter: Just promise you'll let go if it hits a power line. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Floor it.

Darwin Award Incoming

September 27, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Do Not Breathe In" published September 20, 2015 - Teacher: Class, this experiment has the potential to be somewhat dangerous, so I want to stress the importance of using the fume hood for steps 4, 7 and 16. And If at any time you should detect the smell of ammonia, rotten eggs or sewage, please step away from the chemicals and let me know ASAP. Morton: (Sniff Sniff) What about a foul body-odor-like smell? Teacher: THAT you'd have to discuss with your lab partner. Peter: I forgot to put on deodorant today! I'm sorry! Student: Uggh! Dude! Lower your arms!

Do Not Breathe In

September 20, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Paper Cut" published September 6, 2015 - Peter: What's wrong? Jason: I have a paper cut on my lip. Peter: Ouch... I've done that. You were licking envelopes?? Jason: Um, no. Peter: So what were you doing? Jason: Nothing. Don't worry about it. Peter: You were kissing your homework again, weren't you. In case no one's ever told you, you have a very weird love life. Jason: Trust me, these were really hot math problems.

Paper Cut

September 6, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shakin’ It Way Off" published August 30, 2015 - Roger: 'Cause the playahs gonna play play play play play... Peter: Paige will you stop singing in the shower?! Roger: And the hatahs gonna hate hate hate hate hate baby... Peter: You don't even sound like Taylor Swift! Roger: I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake... Peter: Your voice is too high and screechy! Roger: Shake it off! A-shake it off! Woo! Peter: You sound like a 14-year-old girl imitating a DYING RODENT imitating Taylor Swift! Roger: Paige isn't home, Peter. Peter: Actually, a tone-deaf dying rodent!

Shakin’ It Way Off

August 30, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tastyshapes" published August 9, 2015 - Jason: Cylinders? Clerk: Nope. Jason: Pyramids? Clerk: Nope. Jason: Spheres? Hemispheres? Clerk: Nope. Nope. Jason: Hexagonal prisms. Clerk: Nope. Jason: Planes? Dodecahedrons? Ring tori? Clerk: Nope. Nope. Nope. Jason: You're telling me all you have are cones? Clerk:Yup. Jason: The ice cream industry needs to hire some geometry nerds. Peter: Would a waffle plane be infinite? I'd totally get one of those.

Tastyshapes

August 9, 2015

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