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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Mere Quadrillion" published September 16, 2018 - Jason says: Marcus and I are selling stock certificates for our new company. Wanna buy one? Roger says: What new company? Jason says: J&M Enterprises Ltd Inc. We came up with the idea a couple hours ago. With Apple taking the crown as the world's first trillion-dollar company, we've decided to create the world's first quadrillion-dollar company! And when that happens, believe me, you'll be glad you picked up one of these sweet babies for a dollar! Roger says: So what exactly will your company do? What's your business plan? Jason says: HELLOOO?? Roger says: Your business plan is to sell stock certificates? Jason says: A mere quadrillion and we're there! Marcus says: The printer's out of ink again.

A Mere Quadrillion

September 16, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shoulda Seen It" published September 2, 2018 - Jason says: Hey, Quincy, I've got some bad news. School's starting back up. Summer vacation's over. We aren't gonna be able to hang out as much. We'll still have weekends. That's SOMEthing, at least. I'm gonna miss you, buddy. I hope you can handle it. You CAN handle it, right? Andy says: No, you are not bringing your iguana to school in your backpack! Jason says: But he was begging me! You shoulda seen it!

Shoulda Seen It

September 2, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Low Pressure" published August 12, 2018 - Jason says: This isn't the World Series. It's not even a game. We're just having fun. We're not keeping score. I can swing until I hit it. It's impossible to strike out. According to science, lowering the pressure SHOULD lower the temperature. Marcus: Nope. No change. Are you keeping your volume constant?

Low Pressure

August 12, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Corn Dog Amusement" published August 5, 2018 - Peter says: The guy at the corn dog stand says he remembers me from two years ago! How crazy is that?! Paige says: I was just about to use that word myself. Jason says: I'm thinking we should go on a roller coaster next.

Corn Dog Amusement

August 5, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dim City" published July 22, 2018 - Peter says: What're you dweebs giggling about? Jason says: We're coming up with ideas for video games. One hundred lawyers are dropped onto an island. Only one can win the lawsuit... Marcus says: "Tortnite!" Jason says: Wordlessly pretend to build things while wearing face paint and a striped shirt... Marcus says: "Mimecraft!" Jason says: Futuristic teams battle for control of Delaware's state capital... Marcus says: "Doverwatch!" Peter says: You know, usually people giggle when things are FUNNY. Jason says: Construct a metropolis populated solely with clones of Peter Fox... Marcus says: "Dim City!"

Dim City

July 22, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shoe, Bee" published July 15, 2018 - Jason says: Shoe, bee! I said shoe, bee! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Marcus says: Hurry, your sister's coming back. Jason says: Get inside Paige's shoe, bee!

Shoe, Bee!

July 15, 2018

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