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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Horror" published November 29, 2020 - Peter: Whatcha doin? Jason: Writing my proposal for a new season of "American Horror Story." It's about a family trapped at home during a pandemic. And they only have one television. And the mother goes insane and becomes a remote-hogging reality TV junkie. So the only shows playing every night are stupid things like "90-Day Dancing on Masked Bachelor Island." Next, on "90-Day Dancing on Masked Bachelor Island"... Peter: Sounds terrifying. How's it end? Jason: I haven't figured that out yet.

The Horror

November 29, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Playing It Safe" published November 22, 2020 - Andy: Is there a reason why you've started wearing a mask around the house? Peter: You can never be too safe, mother. Thanksgiving is in four days and I, for one, don't want to take any chances between now and then. Andy: That you'll get sick? Peter: That I'll eat something and spoil my appetite. Andy: Ah, yes. Priorities. Peter: Jason, I said keep that pizza six feet away! Jason: Bwa ha ha!

Playing It Safe

November 22, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Way" published November 15, 2020 - Jason: Don't start yet, Paige! I can't find Quincy's ears! They were on my desk and now they're gone! Where are Quincy's ears?!? AAAAAA! Oh, wait. Never mind. Found them. Paige: Is there a reason why you have to dress up for every stupid episode? Jason: This is the way.

The Way

November 15, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Whoop$ies" published November 8, 2020 - Roger: Knight to E-5. Tablet: Bishop takes the Pawn. Checkmate. Roger: Wait, no! I meant C-5! C-5! Tablet: To undo your move, you'll need to spend a Whoopsie Token. Roger: Fine, I'll spend a token. Tablet: Your token wallet is empty. Roger: How? I bought a zillion of them! Tablet: You've had a lot of whoopsies. Roger: Uggh, ok, I'll buy more. Tablet: Your credit card is maxed out. Roger: Hold on, I've got another one. Tablet: (BEEP) Credit card accepted. Jason: Aren't pay-to-win games supposed to eventually involve winning? Roger: Knight to C-5. Tablet: Bishop takes Pawn. Checkmate.

Whoop$ies

November 8, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Rabbit Rabbit" published November 1, 2020 - Peter: Rabbit rabbit. Paige: Weirdo. Peter: What? It's a good luck thing. Supposedly, if you say "rabbit rabbit" at the start of a month, it brings you good luck. I have a big history test this week and need all the luck I can get. Paige: Whatever. It's still weird. Peter: Hey, it's not as weird as some of the stuff JASON does. Jason: Ribbit ribbit. Paige: That's not exactly a high bar to clear. Peter: I wonder if eating Trix today is also lucky.

Rabbit Rabbit

November 1, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fright Night" published October 25, 2020 - Jason: It's late October... It's almost here... Are you scared mother? Terrified? Chilled to the very marrow of your bones? Because you should be! Bwa ha ha ha ha! Andy: Are you talking about Halloween or the presidential election? Jason: Um, Halloween. Andy: No, with Halloween I'm fine.

Fright Night

October 25, 2020

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