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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Ben iFranklins" published April 18, 2021 - Jason Fox: Dang, you'd think it'd be charging by now. Marcus: Are we 100 percent certain your brother's phone is waterproof?

Ben iFranklins

April 18, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Jason-Minus" published April 11, 2021 - Jason Fox: Wanna subscribe to Jason-Minus? Peter Fox: Jason-Minus? Jason Fox: It's my new video streaming service. For only $5.99 a month, you get special VIP access to all the home video I've recorded and uploaded to the cloud. Peter Fox: Dude, I'm not paying $5.99 to watch your stupid videos. Jason Fox: You misunderstand... streaming the videos is free. It's the ability to DELETE them that costs $5.99. Here, let me demonstrate with a clip from "Peter Says Goodnight to His Girlfriend" ... Peter Fox: You hid a camera in the car?!

Jason-Minus

April 11, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Easter Chicken" published April 4, 2021 - Jason Fox: Seen any long-eared varmints hopping around? Roger Fox: Who are you supposed to be? Jason Fox: I'm the Easter Chicken. Roger Fox: I didn't know there WAS an Easter Chicken. Jason Fox: Who do you think lays all the eggs the Easter Bunny gives out? The jerk takes all the credit while I do the hard work and get nothing. It's wrong. It's criminal. And I'm here to mete out long-overdue justice, chicken style. Kids: Someone pecked the face off my chocolate rabbit! Mine too! Jason Fox: My eyesight isn't the best. Roger Fox: Son, I'm on only on my first cup of coffee...

The Easter Chicken

April 4, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Shell Game" published March 21, 2021 - Peter Fox: Ok, Jason, hold up one finger for a heater... Two fingers for a curve... Three for a slider... And four for a change-up. Jason Fox: So is it normal for baseball players to practice their sunflower seed spitting skills? Peter Fox: Nope. That's what gives me an edge. Back up a little more.

Shell Game

March 21, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "3-14" published March 14, 2021 - Jason Fox: Today's 3-14. Roger Fox: So it is. Jason Fox: I don't have a watch. Can you let me know when it's exactly 1:59... Roger Fox: I'll try. Jason Fox: ...and 26 seconds... and 535 milliseconds... and 897 microseconds... and 932 nanoseconds... and 384 picoseconds... does your watch do femtoseconds? Roger Fox: There's such a thing as taking Pi Day too seriously, son.

3-14

March 14, 2021

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pizzics" published February 28, 2021 - Peter Fox: I have a physics question for you... Do you think it's possible for someone to eat such a massive amount of pizza that its gravitational force would be strong enough to attract more pizza? Like at a certain point, could you just open your mouth near a slice of pizza and have it fly into your stomach without you even having to touch it? Jason Fox: Still looking for a science fair project, I see. Peter Fox: Obviously, I'd want to be careful around cutlery...

Pizzics

February 28, 2021

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