Scaled Silly

Published October 27, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scaled Silly" published October 27, 2019 - Jason: Like my Halloween costume? Peter: What are you supposed to be? Jason: I'm a bathroom scale with a ridiculously high weight number on it. I figure when adults see me, they'll scream in horror and want to give me all of their candy. Peter: You really think that'll work? Jason: Allow me to demonstrate. Hey, Dad... grab that candy bowl and come in here! Roger: Ooo! Nice! I lost a pound! Jason: It worked better with mom. Peter: Maybe add more zeros to be safe.