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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Snow More Vegetables" published January 13, 2013 - Paige: I figured why not use up ALL the veggies in the fridge while I was at it. Peter: Smart. Andy: Bad news, kids, we might have to order pizza for dinner.

Snow More Vegetables

January 13, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Team Player" published January 6, 2013 - Peter: You've been playing "League of the Ancients" all day. Jason: I have to. This is how I earn my living. Peter: Huh? Jason: Professional gaming can be quite lucrative. You'd be surprised. It's not easy, mind you. I have to play constantly to keep up with all the different strategies. Peter: So where's the money come from? Jason: Most pros try to get really good so they can win tournaments and get sponsors. I'm going with a different approach. Peter: Which is? Jason: To be really, really horrible. Peter: I don't follow. Jason: Keep in mind this is a team game... computer: Dude, please don't join this match, we'll pay you.

Team Player

January 6, 2013

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Resolute" published December 30, 2012 - Roger: Do we have any rice cakes? Andy: I don't think so. What for? Roger: I need to lose weight for my New Year's resolution. Andy: I can pick some up next time I go to the store. Roger: Nah, I'll just drive over and get some now. Andy: It's December 30th, the New Year doesn't start for two more days. What's the hurry? Roger: I'm talking about the resolution I made for THIS year. I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. Andy: Roger, relax. We all come up short on these things now and then. It's not a big deal. Roger: Not a big deal?! A resolution is a pledge! Maybe you don't, but I take my pledges very, very seriously! Andy: By the way, I thought your resolution was to lose 5 pounds, not 15. Roger: Turns out I've gained 10. Andy: How very, very, very sad.

Resolute

December 30, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packet Analysis" published December 23, 2012 - Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stink bomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'll be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!

Packet Analysis

December 23, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookie Science" published December 16, 2012 - Paige: Peter! Help! Peter: What's wrong? Paige: I'm trying to make Christmas cookies and the stupid dough is sticking to the cookie cutters! What do I do?! Where's Mom?! Peter: I think she's at her book club. Paige: What?! She'll be there all night! I need to have these baked and ready for school tomorrow so I can give them to my teachers! Final exams are this week! Bribery's all I've got left! Look at these things! They're supposed to be cute Santas and reindeer, but they got all pulled out of shape! Who would want them now?! They all look like...like...Actually, I have one teacher who might like them... Man: Are these amoebas?! Call me impressed, Paige! Paige: Why, thank you,

Cookie Science

December 16, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Stung" published December 9, 2012 - Peter: Nice Hobbit costume. Jason: Thanks. I'm pretty sure I'll be the best Bilbo Baggins at the theater on Friday. My suit is perfect...my walking stick is perfect...my pointy ears are perfect...my hairy feet are perfect...the only thing I'm worried about is this replica "Sting" sword I bought on clearance. Peter: Looks good to me. Jason: How it looks isn't the problem. sword: Ev-ryyy breaaath yooou taaaaake... Jason: I'm guessing there was a slight miscommunication with the manufacturer.

Stung

December 9, 2012

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