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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Giant Questions" published September 19, 2010 - Andy: Peter, do me a favor and take this folded laundry upstairs. Peter: Soytenly. Andy: Not with it balanced on your head, please. Peter: Mom, chill. In Africa they do this with stuff a lot heavier than laundry. Bricks...bags of grain...water... Andy: We might want to reconsider our National Geographic subscription. Peter: Paige, do me a favor and help me pick up all these clothes...

Giant Questions

September 19, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Unbalanced" published September 12, 2010 - Andy: Peter, do me a favor and take this folded laundry upstairs. Peter: Soytenly. Andy: Not with it balanced on your head, please. Peter: Mom, chill. In Africa they do this with stuff a lot heavier than laundry. Bricks...bags of grain...water... Andy: We might want to reconsider our National Geographic subscription. Peter: Paige, do me a favor and help me pick up all these clothes...

Unbalanced

September 12, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Summer Redactions" published September 5, 2010 - Teacher: Care to explain? Jason: On the advice of legal counsel, I've redacted the things that might get me in trouble. Teacher: For the sake of your grade, Jason, let's hope the UNredacted version shows up on wikileaks by tomorrow. Jason: Actually if you'd be willing to sign a simple irrevocable lifetime non-disclosure agreement...

Summer Redactions

September 5, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dream Levels" published August 29, 2010 - Wolverine: Magneto should be around here somewhere... Jason: Whoa! That's Wolverine! Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke, wake up! Jason: Huh? Obi-Wan Kenobi: I need you to come with me to Alderaan. Jason: Whoa! It's Obi-Wan Kenobi! Gollum: Master, wake up! Jason: Huh? Gollum: Smeagol know a way into Mordor! Jason: Whoa! It's Gollum! Andy: Jason, wake up! Jason: Huh? Andy: You know, it was a lot easier to get you out of bed before you saw "Inception". Jason: Ten more minutes, please?? Dream level 6 was going to have zombies!

Dream Levels

August 29, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hazemat" published August 22, 2010 - Roger: I thought you were taking Paige back-to-school shopping. Andy: Peter's making her a list of what to buy. Apparently, as a junior, he feels it's his duty to coach her on exactly what she'll need as a freshman. Paige: "A prayer mat for worshipping the ground upperclassmen walk on"?? Peter: Hey, I didn't make up the rules...

Hazemat

August 22, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Double Rainbows" published August 15, 2010 - Roger: I'd say my trout fishing went rather well. Jason: Whoa...that's a full rainbow! Roger: Wait...there's more! Jason: DOUBLE rainbows! Omg! Whoa...man...whoa-ho-ho...omg! Omg! Omg! Woooooooo! They're starting to look like TRIPLE rainbows! Omg! It's full-on double rainbows all the way across the sky! What does this mean?! They're so bright! They're so bright and vivid! Omg! Omg! Andy: I think we got Jason away from the internet not a moment too soon. Roger: We're too late, if you ask me. Jason: (Sob sob) They're so beautiful...

Double Rainbows

August 15, 2010

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