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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - ""Comics Trip"" published April 7, 2013 - Jason: I wonder if it's obvious when a cartoonist is sick and zonked out on cold medicine. Peter: You wonder the weirdest things.

Comics Trip

April 7, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pent-up Demand" published March 31, 2013 - Peter: Aaaa! Who ate all my good Jelly Beans?!? Paige: Aaaa! Who ate part of my chocolate rabbit?!? Jason: Aaaa! Who ate my marshmallow chicks?!? Peter: Aaaa! They even ate my BAD Jelly Beans! Paige: Aaaa! My backup rabbit! Who did this?!? Jason: Aaaa! My marshmallow bunnies are gone also! What is going on?!? Andy: Don't ever let me give up candy for Lent again. Roger: If I let go of the peanut butter egg, can I have my hand back?

Pent-up Demand

March 31, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Am I Okay?" published March 24, 2013 - Andy: I heard your school's baseball tryouts were today. You okay? Peter: Am I okay? I'm GREAT! I played the best baseball I've ever played! I hit six straight home runs. I threw a flaming curveball that no one could hit...I flew 50 feet through the air to make a miracle bare-handed catch... Andy: Interesting. All Paige told me was that you got beaned by a pitch. Peter: That I don't remember. Oh, and Derek Jeter drove by and asked for my autograph...

Am I Okay?

March 24, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hot Tips" published March 17, 2013 - Peter: What's the temperature in Miami? Paige: 82. Peter: What's the temperature in San Diego? Paige: 77. Peter: What's the temperature in Cancun? Paige: Wow. Only 81. Peter: Good thing our spring break is here, then. Paige: Where's that cabana boy? He's supposed to be bringing more lemonade. Andy: I'll ask again, why is our thermostat set to 90 degrees?!? Jason: Mom, please don't make me tattle! I'm working for tips!

Hot Tips

March 17, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starcraft Gibberish" published March 10, 2013 - Peter: What's with the "Rocky" music? Jason: I'm in training. "Heart of the Swarm" goes on sale this week. Peter: Is that the Starcraft expansion? Jason: Yeah, I really want to hit the ground running on Tuesday when it comes out. I've got the new hotkeys memorized, charts and graphs for every conceivable build order, my apm is somewhere between Swedish and Korean, and for the games where I lose, I've come up with some seriously BM rageout moves. Peter: You do realize you're speaking gibberish? Jason: Hey, can you help me practice this one thing? It's actually super important. Peter: I'm horrible at Starcraft. Jason: That's ok, just read what's on this card over and over. Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm, pleeease? Peter: No, you can't have $40 for a video game. Jason: Mommm. pleeease? Peter: No, you can't - Jason: Now start getting angrier.

Starcraft Gibberish

March 10, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dial T for Twitter" published March 3, 2013 - Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Paige: Anyone else see @harry_styles on @jimmyfallon last night? #soooocute My phone doesn't run apps, so I have to do my mobile tweeting this way. Peter: Just how many people are you calling?!

Dial T for Twitter

March 3, 2013

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