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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pizza Change" published April 11, 2010 - Pizza employee: Can I help you? Roger: I'm picking up a pizza. Last name "Fox". Pizza employee: Oh, yes, the "17/51 cheese, 109/327 sausage, and 86499328/259497984 mushroom." Roger: Er... Jason: Cool! They gave you all our change in pennies?? Roger: Son, in the unlikely event that I ever ask you to order our pizza again...

Pizza Change

April 11, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Easter Eggcryption" published April 4, 2010 - Paige: Call me suspicious, but this seems a lot easier than your usual puzzles. Jason: Also, be sure to say it out loud when you get it.

Easter Eggcryption

April 4, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fantasy Baseball" published March 28, 2010 - Steve: Why are you writing on your orange? Peter: I need to practice signing baseballs. Oranges are about the same size. We have our first game next week and I want to be ready just in case I get to play and just in case I hit the game-winning home run and just in case the crowd goes wild and just in case someone gets the ball and comes up to me and says they're my #1 fan and if only I would autograph it they'd be the happiest person ever... Steve: "To my #1 fan Scarlett Johansson..." Peter: Did I spell it correctly? You know, just in case...

Fantasy Baseball

March 28, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Sorry, Flash" published March 21, 2010 - man: Superman, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Spider-Man, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Hulk, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Flash: What about me? man: Sorry, Flash, you're out of luck. Peter: So I'm guessing you don't hope to see YOUR comics on the iPad. Jason: I'm sure Apple has a sense of humor about this stuff...Right? Right? Right???

Sorry, Flash

March 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Saint Patricks" published March 14, 2010 - Jason: You've never seen anyone dress up as Captain Picard for St. Patrick's Day before?? Peter: Um, no... Jason: But it's so perfect! Patrick Stewart is the most awesome Patrick ever! Yeah, he's probably not a saint, but he's gotta be close! Good news, Marcus! Once again we're trendsetters! Peter: And once again I have to tell you, that's not the right word. Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Magneto was messing with my Mom's car keys

Saint Patricks

March 14, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Psychology 1-0-Dumb" published March 7, 2010 - Jason: I have a theory why Mom cooks us so many disgusting meals...It's payback for all the times she threw up when she was pregnant with us. Peter: Interesting. Jason: And if it's indeed her goal to make us barf, what we should do is convince her that the food that REALLY makes us gag is something good like pizza. Peter: Worth a shot...I love that tofu casserole you make! It's wayyy better than something gross like pizza! Andy: I'm glad you told me. I was going to order pizza for dinner. Tofu casserole it is, then! Jason: Mind you, it was just a theory. Good thing I'm having dinner over at Marcus' house. Peter: Naturally.

Psychology 1-0-Dumb

March 7, 2010

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