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February 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brain Candy" published February 14, 2010 - Jason: How did the heart become the symbol for love? The heart's just a pump. It's our brains that govern emotions. If you ask me, Valentine's candy should come in boxes shaped like brains. Plus, it'd be better for stores, since they could sell the leftovers at Halloween as zombie treats or something. Man, I wish I'd been born back when these traditions were being established. Andy: Had your father tried wooing me with a brain-shaped box of candy, you might not have been born, period. Jason: You say that about all my Valentine's ideas.

Brain Candy

February 14, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "D&D Chess" published February 7, 2010 - Jason: My queen has line of sight on your knight. Marcus: Roll for initiative. I got six. Jason: Rats. I got four. Marcus: My knight avoids your queen by moving to this space behind a pawn. Jason: Roll to see if you trigger a trap. Marcus: Crud. I rolled a one. Jason: The square was booby-trapped with poison gas! Your knight takes (roll roll) twelve damage! Marcus: He's dead. Can my bishop resurrect him? Jason: You didn't train that spell, remember? You gave your bishops rank-two kind decursing. Marcus: Did I really? I'm so stupid. Paige: Norman chess isn't nerdy enough? Jason: Is anything, really? Marcus: Oh, wait - my knight had a cloak of poison protection! Woohoo!

D&D Chess

February 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Frozngue" published January 31, 2010 - Jason: Mom! Come quick! Andy: What is it?? Jason: Peter's tongue is frozen to a pole outside! He can't get it unstuck! He says it really hurts! He's practically in tears. Andy: What should I get? Warm water? Jason: I was thinking more your camcorder for Youtube.

Frozngue

January 31, 2010

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January 24, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Frostbites" published January 17, 2010 - Paige: Peter's walking the Taft's dog?? The one that always bites him?? Andy: He's desperate for money. What can I say? Paige: Get the Bactine ready. Andy: He did seem to think the cold weather would work in his favor... Peter: Not so easy to pierce frozen flesh, is it, Fauntleroy?!

Frostbites

January 17, 2010

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