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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Deniably Plausible" published January 26, 2014 - Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!

Deniably Plausible

January 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Napchat" published January 19, 2014 - Jason: Want to test drive my new photo sharing app for teens? Peter: What's it do? Jason: It prevents the photos you send to friends from being shared with other people in ways that might hurt you down the road with colleges and potential employers. Peter: Isn't that kind of what Snapchat does? Jason: People can still share screenshots of your Snapchats. My app hinders this by breaking photos into individual bits and transmitting them one at a time, really, really, really slowly. Before your friends can even VIEW your potentially embarrassing photos, you'll have already had sufficient time to graduate college and secure good job. If the photos are high enough resolution, you could even squeeze in grad school. Peter: Nice! Everyone I know will want this! Jason: Basically it simulates an old dial-up modem. Peter: Wait...Those were real?? I always thought Dad was kidding!

Napchat

January 19, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Vacation Memories" published January 12, 2014 - Mr. Ting: Welcome back to biology class. I trust you all enjoyed the winter break. Now then, who can tell me where we left off before the holidays? Anyone? Mitosis? Meiosis? Either of those ring a bell? No? How about genetics? Mendelian inheritance? Fruit flies? Any of you recall our discussing those? What about algae?...Perhaps something about algae?... Girl: (Psst) I'm telling you, Paige, I don't think he remembers? Paige: Sir? I believe we were on chapter one. Boy: EARLY chapter one!

Vacation Memories

January 12, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Parthenotquite" published January 5, 2014 - Eileen: See? It's right here on Wikipedia. The Parthenon's columns are doric, not ionic. A good first effort, though! Marcus: I really can't believe you made this bet with her. Jason: I had an A+++++ average in math! I thought it was a sure thing!

Parthenotquite

January 5, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weight Up!" published December 29, 2013 - Andy: Kids, wait up! Your father and I aren't as young as you! It's hard for us to zoom down hills like this! Jason: Too steep? Andy: The snow's too deep. Roger: You know, maybe we should start our New Year's diets a few days early.

Weight Up!

December 29, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Some Assembly Desired" published December 22, 2013 - Paige: It's called thinking outside the cookie sheet. Jason: Paige, you're a genius! My saying that was your Christmas gift, by the way.

Some Assembly Desired

December 22, 2013

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