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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Starstruck" published May 8, 2016 - Jason: Ok, Paige, I think I've figured out what's going on. There's a lesser-known constellation of stars called Lacerta, The Lizard. Look familiar? Best I can tell, it's an exact match for the acne on your face right now. Quincy's just in love with your pimples, not you! Paige: If your intention is to make me feel better...

Starstruck

May 8, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Show Off and Tell" published May 1, 2016 - Eileen: This is an actual Trilobite fossil! It's approximately 507 millions years old! Marcus: My mother met a mystery writer on an airplane and he signed a book for her. He spelled her name wrong, though. Jason: Behold! A perfect grade on last week's math test! Teacher: I'm going to stop letting you sign up for show-and-tell, Jason. You just keep doing the same thing over and over. Jason: That's not true! I've shown a different test every time!

Show Off and Tell

May 1, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tonight’s Watch" published April 24, 2016 - Jason: Mother is coming. Marcus: Let's hope our lego wall holds. Andy: You'd better not be watching "Game of Thrones," Jason.

Tonight’s Watch

April 24, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Raining WHAT?!" published April 17, 2016 - Jason: Why do people say it's raining cats and dogs? Is it like a prank to get kids who want a free pet to run outside and get soaked? I mean, what do cats and dogs have to do with water, anyway? Wouldn't aquatic animals make for better imagery? Also why not use different species depending on the severity? If I said it was raining salmon and otters one day, and sharks and whales the next, you'd know which was heavier. Peter: So what would this rain be? Jason: It's pretty light. I'd probably just say it's raining leeches and roundworms. Peter: Eww! Yuck! Jason: See? And you can still prank kids if you want!

Raining WHAT?!

April 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Don’t Drop Me" published April 10, 2016 - Phone: I sense that this pocket is fairly small. Don't drop me. I sense that you're hopping down stairs. Don't drop me. I sense that this sidewalk is quite hard. Don't drop me. I sense that you're trying to disconnect my battery. Dont... Paige: About this stupid talking phone case you and dad brought me... Andy: We warned you there'd be consequences if you broke your screen again.

Don’t Drop Me

April 10, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Force Outs" published April 3, 2016 - Jason: Can you imagine how dominating a Jedi or a Sith would be as a major league baseball pitcher? HE could use the force to make the ball curve in any direction! He could use his mind tricks on the umpires so every pitch would be called a strike! In close games he could make the other team choke. Literally. The only problem is his lightsaber bat would cut the ball in two. He'd never get a hit. Peter: If he pitched in the American league he wouldn't have to bat. Jason: A perfect solution! We should have these discussion more often! Peter: We didn't have this discussion. And if you tell anyone we did...

Force Outs

April 3, 2016

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