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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brains" published October 29, 2017 - Jason and Marcus say: Trick or treat! Neighbor says: Wow! Nice zombie costumes! Jason says: Who says these are costumes? Marcus says: Who says we aren't actually REAL zombies? Neighbor says: Yikes! In that case, let me grab you some brains! I'm a biology teacher, so I usually have a few specimens lying around. Sorry, looks like my wife threw them out. I'm afraid all I've got for you is this candy. Jason says: I can't decide if I'm feeling more relieved of disappointed. Marcus says: You don't suppose he was messing with us, do you?

Brains

October 29, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Nested Pumpkins" published October 22, 2017 - Jason says: Wanna see my nested Halloween pumpkins? First, you have this big pumpkin... Then inside that, you've got a smaller pumpkin... And if you reach in side that, you'll find... Paige says: An even smaller pumpkin? Jason says: No, a nest of spiders. Paige screams: AAAAA! Andy says: Any idea why your sister's been in the shower for two hours? Jason says: Wanna see my nested Halloween pumpkins?

Nested Pumpkins

October 22, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Studying Time" published October 15, 2017 - Andy says: Peter, I got an email from your physics teacher today. Peter says: Oh? Andy says: He says you haven't turned in your last three lab reports. Peter says: Oh, don't worry about those. I have a plan. Andy says: A plan?? Peter says: It's physics class. I figure by the end of the year, I'll know how time travel works. My plan is to focus on the easier assignments for now and then do the harder stuff later and travel back in time to turn it in. Genius, no? Andy says: They don't teach time travel in high school physics! Peter says: Well, then I'll take it in college, too, if necessary.

Studying Time

October 15, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "RC Raker" published October 8, 2017 - Jason says: Why would I use a rake? This is way more fun! Roger says: Um, because I'm paying you by the hour? Jason says: That's what makes it fun!

RC Raker

October 8, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "P.I.Z.Z.A." published October 1, 2017 - Paige says: What's this? Lunch lady says: Processed ingredients with zig-zags of additives. Paige says: I coulda sworn the menu said today was pizza. Lunch lady says: Yes, "P.I.Z.Z.A" it's an acronym. Paige says: Oh. Lunch lady says: See? Paige says: So, I shouldn't get my hopes up for next week's "S.T.E.A.K. AND L.O.B.S.T.E.R."? Lunch lady says: Bring a bag lunch that day. Trust me.

P.I.Z.Z.A.

October 1, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Hipsters" published September 24, 2017 - Jason says: You're using a calculator? Pshaw! Eileen says: What's wrong with using a calculator? Jason says: Nothing, if you're lame. Calculators just spit out answers! There's no craft! No art! No journey to savor! Plus they're digital, so they can only approximate some values. As a result, I bet there are people out there who actually believe Pi equals 3.14159265. That's why for my problem-solving money, nothing beats a slide rule. Eileen says: Math hipsters are so annoying. Jason says: Just look at these analog square roots! Marcus says: You're using a slide rule? Pshaw!

Math Hipsters

September 24, 2017

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