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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Psychology 1-0-Dumb" published March 7, 2010 - Jason: I have a theory why Mom cooks us so many disgusting meals...It's payback for all the times she threw up when she was pregnant with us. Peter: Interesting. Jason: And if it's indeed her goal to make us barf, what we should do is convince her that the food that REALLY makes us gag is something good like pizza. Peter: Worth a shot...I love that tofu casserole you make! It's wayyy better than something gross like pizza! Andy: I'm glad you told me. I was going to order pizza for dinner. Tofu casserole it is, then! Jason: Mind you, it was just a theory. Good thing I'm having dinner over at Marcus' house. Peter: Naturally.

Psychology 1-0-Dumb

March 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Springing Forward" published February 28, 2010 - Paige: I am so sick of this cold weather! I wish spring would hurry up and get here! Jason: Actually, that's not how it works, Paige. The seasons are determined by the Earth's location in its orbit and the relative tilt of its axis with respect to the sun. What you should have said is, "I wish WE would hurry up and get to SPRING." Paige: Maybe if I walk faster that'll help. Jason: The Earth's already going 67,000 miles per hour! What difference will that make? Hey, wait up!

Springing Forward

February 28, 2010

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February 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brain Candy" published February 14, 2010 - Jason: How did the heart become the symbol for love? The heart's just a pump. It's our brains that govern emotions. If you ask me, Valentine's candy should come in boxes shaped like brains. Plus, it'd be better for stores, since they could sell the leftovers at Halloween as zombie treats or something. Man, I wish I'd been born back when these traditions were being established. Andy: Had your father tried wooing me with a brain-shaped box of candy, you might not have been born, period. Jason: You say that about all my Valentine's ideas.

Brain Candy

February 14, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "D&D Chess" published February 7, 2010 - Jason: My queen has line of sight on your knight. Marcus: Roll for initiative. I got six. Jason: Rats. I got four. Marcus: My knight avoids your queen by moving to this space behind a pawn. Jason: Roll to see if you trigger a trap. Marcus: Crud. I rolled a one. Jason: The square was booby-trapped with poison gas! Your knight takes (roll roll) twelve damage! Marcus: He's dead. Can my bishop resurrect him? Jason: You didn't train that spell, remember? You gave your bishops rank-two kind decursing. Marcus: Did I really? I'm so stupid. Paige: Norman chess isn't nerdy enough? Jason: Is anything, really? Marcus: Oh, wait - my knight had a cloak of poison protection! Woohoo!

D&D Chess

February 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Frozngue" published January 31, 2010 - Jason: Mom! Come quick! Andy: What is it?? Jason: Peter's tongue is frozen to a pole outside! He can't get it unstuck! He says it really hurts! He's practically in tears. Andy: What should I get? Warm water? Jason: I was thinking more your camcorder for Youtube.

Frozngue

January 31, 2010

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