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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Psyched" published March 20, 2011 - Andy: Hey! What happened to all the cookies I baked?! Jason: Perhaps we can help. Our fee is $5 an hour, plus expenses. Andy: Excuse me? Jason: We're going into business as private detectives. We've been watching a lot of "Psych" on TV and figured, why let Shawn and Gus have all the fun? Plus, there's no risk to you! If we don't solve our case, we won't charge you a dime! Now, ma'am, tell us a little bit about these missing cookies. Andy: They were oatmeal. Much like the crumbs on your shirts. Jason: Excuse me while I have a humorous argument with my partner. Marcus: You told me YOU baked those!

Psyched

March 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Bieber Weather" published March 13, 2011 - Jason: See ya. Andy: Better wear a coat. It's windy out. Jason: Windy? How windy? Andy: Pretty windy. Jason: Do you know which direction it's blowing? North? South? East? West? Andy: Um, kinda right to left, when you go out the front door. Jason: Aaaa! That's the direction I walk to school! I'll have the wind at my back the whole way! Andy: That's usually thought of as a good thing. Jason: Maybe in olden times, but not anymore! Andy: What's changed? Marcus: Nice Bieber hair. Jason: Don't let me near a mirror, ok?

Bieber Weather

March 13, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Restock the Kraken" published March 6, 2011 - Jason: Dang it! Every time we come here, that stupid tank is empty! Marcus: You don't suppose the pet store is messing with us, do you?

Restock the Kraken

March 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hairy Feet" published February 27, 2011 - Jason: Let's see...Dad's razor...Dad's shaving cream...Dad's deodorant...Ah, here we go! Dad's Rogaine! Hmm, no mention of feet in the instructions. Marcus: Oh, shoot. I got some between my toes. Peter: Guys, even if the "Hobbit" movies DO need extras...

Hairy Feet

February 27, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "All Are Punished" published February 20, 2011 - Paige: Peter, when you had Mr. Thornton for English, did you have to write a paper on "Romeo and Juliet"? Peter: I did. Paige: Do you remember what you wrote about? I don't want my paper to be remotely similar to yours. Peter: Good idea. Thornton's like a psycho when it comes to plagiarism. Paige: Actually, no, I just remember seeing your freshman year grades. Peter: Let's see...I think I focused mostly on how Juliet could've looked hotter on the cover.

All Are Punished

February 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Valentine's Insult" published February 13, 2011 - Jason: This is the Valentine's card you're giving me?? This?? It's just a generic store-bought card! There's nothing personal about it at all! The card I gave you was handmade! It took thought! It took time! Yours just says "From Eileen"! Mine had color illustrations! A 12-stanza poem! I'll admit "your noxious face" and "green toxic waste" was an imperfect rhyme, but still...Did I really deserve this?!? Why are you rolling your eyes?!?

Valentine’s Insult

February 13, 2011

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