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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hobbit Day" published September 22, 2013 - Jason: We're celebrating Hobbit day! Peter: Of course you dweebs are. Marcus: It's fun! You should join us! Jason: Basically we walk around barefoot... Marcus: Avoid putting rings on our fingers... Jason: Argue about pipeweed... Marcus: There's no argument. I'm right. Jason: You are not! Old Toby is WAY better! Oh, and we eat seven meals over the course of the day. Peter: Really. Andy: A second breakfast?? Peter: It's Hobbit day, Mom! Get with the program!

Hobbit Day

September 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Way To Chuck It!" published September 15, 2013 - Roger: Nice throw, Jason! Another nice throw! Way to chuck it, son! Ow! Amazing how much stronger you've gotten! Jason: While I appreciate your attempts to boost my self-esteem... Roger: I'm serious! Last year you needed a hill twice as steep!

Way To Chuck It!

September 15, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Test Scheduling" published September 8, 2013 - Dr. Ling: Yes, Paige? Paige: Sir, about next week's test...I looked at the cafeteria schedule and lunch on that day sounds totally vile and disgusting. Dr. Ling: What's that have to do with the test? Paige: This class is fifth period! I can't speak for the other students, but I'm going to have a hard time intelligently answering questions if I'm writhing on the floor fighting nausea and stomach cramps! Dr. Ling: So you want me to postpone it a day? Paige: Actually, the next day's lunch sounds equally bad. Dr. Ling: So when exactly do you propose I give the test? Paige: I figured I'd leave that up to you. Here's the cafeteria schedule. Dr. Ling: You certainly make a compelling case for "never". Paige: Oh, good, so we're in agreement.

Test Scheduling

September 8, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reality TV" published September 1, 2013 - TV: Are 70-foot prehistoric monster sharks secretly lurking in our oceans?!? The answer may surprise you! If you're stupid. Have mermaids been discovered?!? And is the government covering it up?!? Watch "Merspiracy: Something Smells Fishy" this Friday at 8:00! Brought to you by ace bridge sellers. Is this actual footage of an actual alien autopsy performed by actual doctors?!? Stay tuned! Jason: I'm loving this new cable channel. TV: Are you seriously waiting for the answer?!? It's "no," you numbskull!

Reality TV

September 1, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Anxiety Dreamer" published August 25, 2013 - Teacher: Clear your desks, everyone. We're having a quiz on the assigned summer reading. Paige: Not this again! Teacher: Excuse me? Paige: I had this exact same anxiety dream when school started LAST year! I say "what summer reading?!?" And you say "didn't you sign up for the English department e-mails?" Then you say I was supposed to read some huge book like "Moby Dick" and then I freak out and scream and wake up. Teacher: Actually the assigned book was "Animal Farm." It's fairly short. Paige: Ok, so this year's version is SLIGHTLY different. Teacher: Five minutes left, people. Paige: Also last year I would've woken up by now. That's different, too.

Anxiety Dreamer

August 25, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pencil Test" published August 18, 2013 - Marcus: The square root of 16 plus the atomic number of boron plus the number of lines in a shakespearean sonnet is: (A) 23 (B) 27 (C) 31 (D) 34. Jason: We'll take these two. Marcus: Starting the school year with smart pencils is key. Intercom: Cleanup on aisle five...

Pencil Test

August 18, 2013

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