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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weight Up!" published December 29, 2013 - Andy: Kids, wait up! Your father and I aren't as young as you! It's hard for us to zoom down hills like this! Jason: Too steep? Andy: The snow's too deep. Roger: You know, maybe we should start our New Year's diets a few days early.

Weight Up!

December 29, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Some Assembly Desired" published December 22, 2013 - Paige: It's called thinking outside the cookie sheet. Jason: Paige, you're a genius! My saying that was your Christmas gift, by the way.

Some Assembly Desired

December 22, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "An Iguana On Mars?" published December 15, 2013 - Jason: Our world has changed forever, Peter. Check out this photo from the Curiosity rover. Peter: What about it? Jason: A UFO website says it shows what could be an iguana on the surface of Mars. Here. I'll zoom in. Peter: Iguanas aren't on Mars! That's just a rock! That's TOTALLY just a rock! Jason: That's what I thought, too, until I ran the image through some custom sharpening filters. I already checked. Quincy's definitely in my room. Peter: Don't show this to Paige. She's not ready.

An Iguana On Mars?

December 15, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Gullibility Research" published December 8, 2013 - Jason: I'm doing a psychology experiment for school on gullibility, wanna help? Peter: What do I have to do? Jason: Go stand outside in the freezing wind wearing shorts an a t-shirt and when people look at you funny, greet them with a fake Australian accent. Tell them that since you're a southern hemispherian, the weather in December is much warmer for you. Then keep track of who falls for it. I need age and gender. There's a teen supermodel convention in town, unfortunately, so your data might skew a little female-heavy. Peter: An excuse to talk to lots of hot girls? Give me that clip-board! Jason: If your skin turns blue, just say you have bruises from rugby. Peter: G'dai lahv! Ai dingo ate miy barbie!... Jason: "Male. 16. Gullible." Andy: Peter Fox, get back in this house! Are you insane?!

Gullibility Research

December 8, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Laundrigami" published December 1, 2013 - Andy: I have a better idea: you can start folding your OWN stupid laundry. Jason: Pleeeeeease??? What if I made the first three optional?

Laundrigami

December 1, 2013

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mall of Duty" published November 24, 2013 - Jason: Ok, so once you're done with the tutorial, click the mall icon and select a store. Paige: Ok, I picked one. Jason: All right, now press "O" for your mission objectives. Paige: "The invasion of Nordstromdy: defeat enemy lines and secure stylish beachwear at 75-percent savings." Jason: Get ready. It's starting. Paige: I can't see anything. Why's it so dark? Jason: It's 3:00 a.m. Equip your night vision goggles. Paige: AAAA! There's like an entire battalion camped out here! Jason: Don't panic. Remember the tutorial. Check your inventory. Paige: Keys...Credit cards...Gum...Ah, here we go! Cellphone! Page: Is this that new Call of Duty Mod? Jason: Yeah. "Black Friday Ops." Paige: But wait...if I call in an airstrike, won't that hurt the beachwear?

Mall of Duty

November 24, 2013

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