Force Outs

Published April 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Force Outs" published April 3, 2016 - Jason: Can you imagine how dominating a Jedi or a Sith would be as a major league baseball pitcher? HE could use the force to make the ball curve in any direction! He could use his mind tricks on the umpires so every pitch would be called a strike! In close games he could make the other team choke. Literally. The only problem is his lightsaber bat would cut the ball in two. He'd never get a hit. Peter: If he pitched in the American league he wouldn't have to bat. Jason: A perfect solution! We should have these discussion more often! Peter: We didn't have this discussion. And if you tell anyone we did...