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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Golfing Brilliance" published April 3, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Why are you watching beginner golf videos? Roger Fox: I've come up with a brilliant plan. With Phil Mickelson taking "time away" from the PGA Tour, there's now an opening for a middle-aged-and-not-quite-skinny guy like me to take his shot. Peter Fox: Dad, I've golfed with you. No offense, but you're awful. Roger Fox: Yes, but that was me playing RIGHT-handed. To replace Phil, I'll be playing LEFT-handed. I'm a completely blank slate on that side. with proper instruction, who knows? I could be amazing! Which reminds me, I'll need to buy a set of lefty clubs. Peter Fox: Does 'brilliant" have a definition I'm not aware of? Roger Fox: I should probably put them on a credit card your mother doesn't see...

Golfing Brilliance

April 10, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Shower Season" published March 27, 2022 - Transcript: Jason Fox: Why does everyone talk about April showers like they're something special?

Shower Season

April 3, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Comical Signs" published March 27, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Ok, here are the signs: One fingers for a fastball... Two fingers for a curve... Three fingers for a change-up... Four fingers for a slider... And five fingers for a knuckleball... Jason Fox: Um, FIVE fingers? Peter Fox: Actually, skip that sign. We don't have knuckles, either. Jason Fox: So comical.

Comical Signs

March 27, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Hot Meal" published March 20, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Since we're not going anywhere for spring break, maybe you could take us to warm places via food. You could make tacos and we could pretend we're in Mexico... You could make poke and we could pretend we're in Hawaii... You could make jerk chicken and we could pretend we're in Jamaica... Andy Fox: I can't do that tonight. I already have a jellied yam casserole in the oven. Peter Fox: I guess we could pretend we're in Hell. Paige Fox: Pretend?

Hot Meal

March 20, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pendantic" published March 13, 2022 - Transcript: Paige Fox: Zzzz... stupid daylight savings time. Andy Fox: It's 'saving time.' The proper term is 'Daylight Saving Time,' not 'savings.' Paige Fox: Are you familiar with the term 'pendantic'? Andy Fox: I believe you mean 'pedantic.' Paige Fox: What ever. Andy Fox: 'Whatever' is one word, not two, Paige. Paige Fox: How on Earth could tell how I spelled it?! Andy Fox: It's my super-power. Good job capitalizing 'Earth,' by the way.

Pendantic

March 13, 2022

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Good Ideas" published March 6, 2022 - Transcript: Andy Fox: Sweetie, what's wrong? Jason Fox: I can't think of a good idea for my science project! Andy Fox: Don't beat yourself up. Good ideas can be hard sometimes. Jason Fox: Tell me about it. I've been brainstorming all day. All I've got so far are super genius Ph.D.-level ideas! I can't waste these on a measly fifth-grade assignment! Why is it so impossible for me to come up with an idea that's merely GOOD?! I cursed, I swear. Andy Fox: Relating to certain children can be so hard sometimes, also. Jason Fox: Peter, you're mediocre at science... help me out!

Good Ideas

March 6, 2022

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