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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weighty Matters" published May 10, 2020 - Andy: Jason, would you mind setting the table for dinner? Jason: Ask Peter to do it. Andy: Peter set the table last night. Jason: Yeah, but he's twice as heavy as I am, so he should have to do it twice as often. Andy: I don't follow... Jason: You said when it comes to chores, everyone needs to pull their own weight. Andy: I didn't mean literal weight. Jason: In fact, if ANYONE should be setting the table, it's DAD. Roger: Hey!

Weighty Matters

May 10, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "So Bored" published May 3, 2020 - Andy: What's wrong? Paige: I'm so bored! Andy: You could read a book... Paige: Blecch! Andy: I could teach you how to knit... Paige: Blecch! Andy: You could organize your closet... Paige: Blecch! Andy: Maybe you could do something with Jason... He's bored also. Now loop the yarn around with your finger... Paige: Like this?

So Bored

May 3, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Homesick" published April 26, 2020 - Andy: Any word how much longer you'll need to work from home? Roger: Nope. I've e-mailed H.R. a billion times asking about it, but they aren't responding. Andy: That doesn't seem very professional of them. Roger: They're probably pretty busy these days. Also, it's possible their spam filter is blocking me. Andy: How would that happen? Roger: Because I've LITERALLY e-mailed them a billion times? Paige: Mom! Jason put boogers in my Purell! Jason: She can't prove they're mine!

Homesick

April 26, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Glitched" published March 29, 2020 - Paige: I think my phone is glitched. Employee: How do? Paige: It doesn't show incoming messages... or incoming voice calls... or incoming e-mails... ...from any of the boys I flirt with at school. Paige: I spilled soda on it once. Could that be the issue? Employee: I'm gonna go out on a limb here...

Thinking Ahead

April 19, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dominova" published April 12, 2020 - Andy: Is there ANYTHING you two can't turn into a game? Jason: I sure hope not.

Dominova

April 12, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Kraken Up" published April 5, 2020 - Jason: We're rehearsing for life after climate change. Marcus: Should I release the Kraken?

Kraken Up

April 5, 2020