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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Special Valentines" published February 9, 2014 - Peter: You're writing Valentine's cards to YOURSELF?!? Paige: i'm sick of basing my self-esteem on what other people do or don't do. Every February it's the same thing: If I don't get Valentine's cards from certain boys, I totally feel like an undesired loser. Why do I let them have this sort of power over me?! Why should my happiness rely on the actions of others?! It's pathetic! From now on, my self-worth is coming from ME. From now on, I'm writing MYSELF the Valentine's messages I deserve. Peter: "Paige, you are awesome! Love, Billy H." "Paige, you are special! Love, Mikey P." "Paige, you are beautiful! Love, Greggy E." I agree with the "special" one. Paige: Was that the doorbell? I'm surprising myself with flowers from a a super hunky secret admirer.

Special Valentines

February 9, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fourth Downton and Goal" published February 2, 2014 - Andy: Mind if I change the channel? "Downton Abbey" is about to start. Roger: You're joking, right? This is the Super Bowl! It's like the centerpiece of American culture! Beer! Sodas! Uncle Jim's clam dip! You'd seriously rather watch some British PBS tea-sipping drama? Just record it with the DVR and watch it after the game is over! Or if you really can't wait, go watch it upstairs on the little TV in our bedroom. But you're dreaming if you think Peter and I are going to let you waltz in here and change the channel, mid-third-quarter... Peter: Actually, I don't mind. Lady Rose is super hot. Roger: Can someone help me get this little TV to work?! Andy: I went with darjeeling this week. Peter: Jolly good choice, mother!

Fourth Downton and Goal

February 2, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Deniably Plausible" published January 26, 2014 - Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!

Deniably Plausible

January 26, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Napchat" published January 19, 2014 - Jason: Want to test drive my new photo sharing app for teens? Peter: What's it do? Jason: It prevents the photos you send to friends from being shared with other people in ways that might hurt you down the road with colleges and potential employers. Peter: Isn't that kind of what Snapchat does? Jason: People can still share screenshots of your Snapchats. My app hinders this by breaking photos into individual bits and transmitting them one at a time, really, really, really slowly. Before your friends can even VIEW your potentially embarrassing photos, you'll have already had sufficient time to graduate college and secure good job. If the photos are high enough resolution, you could even squeeze in grad school. Peter: Nice! Everyone I know will want this! Jason: Basically it simulates an old dial-up modem. Peter: Wait...Those were real?? I always thought Dad was kidding!

Napchat

January 19, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Vacation Memories" published January 12, 2014 - Mr. Ting: Welcome back to biology class. I trust you all enjoyed the winter break. Now then, who can tell me where we left off before the holidays? Anyone? Mitosis? Meiosis? Either of those ring a bell? No? How about genetics? Mendelian inheritance? Fruit flies? Any of you recall our discussing those? What about algae?...Perhaps something about algae?... Girl: (Psst) I'm telling you, Paige, I don't think he remembers? Paige: Sir? I believe we were on chapter one. Boy: EARLY chapter one!

Vacation Memories

January 12, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Parthenotquite" published January 5, 2014 - Eileen: See? It's right here on Wikipedia. The Parthenon's columns are doric, not ionic. A good first effort, though! Marcus: I really can't believe you made this bet with her. Jason: I had an A+++++ average in math! I thought it was a sure thing!

Parthenotquite

January 5, 2014

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