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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "May the Fourth" published May 4, 2014 - Jason: Can lightsabers go in the dishwasher? Andy: I told you to cut your pancakes with a knife! Andy: How's your English paper coming along? Paige: You don't need to see how my English paper is coming along. Andy: Why are you eating ice cream?! Dinner's in an hour! Andy: Peecha won-ka cho solo! Hah hah hah! Andy: Will you stop dimming the light?! I'm trying to read! Roger: Give in to the dark side... Andy: Annoying, this Star Wars day is. Jason: That's the spirit, Mom! Here, wear these.

May the Fourth

May 4, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Autographics" published April 27, 2014 - Jason: I designed my signature to be crazy hard to forge. Peter: With, as usual, the operative word being "crazy".

Autographics

April 27, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Who'll Stop the Rain?" published April 20, 2014 - Peter: You're just delaying the inedible, Paige. Paige: AAAA! Water's getting on mom's broccoli-melon seeds! Get me some paper towels! Quick!

Who’ll Stop the Rain?

April 20, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pitching Practice" published April 13, 2014 - Peter: It starts off like your basic romantic comedy. Boy gets ball...boy throws ball...boy gets ball back...After a while, though, things begin to get serious. This isn't one of the casual flings they boy is used to. And then there's a twist! A major curve gets thrown! The teams have to switch places! Now the boy must hit the ball with a bat! What will he do? Will he miss on purpose and lose the game?! He takes his place in the batter's box...the ball comes toward him...he sheds a tear and...I'm told this is how they pitch in Hollywood. Coach: Being annoying in the dugout won't get me to put you out on the field any faster, Fox.

Pitching Practice

April 13, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Iron Sofa" published April 6, 2014 - Andy: You aren't watching "Game of Thrones," you're too young. Jason: You can't tell me what to do, woman! Andy: Excuse me?? I'm your mother! Jason: And I am your king! Now bow before my iron sofa and pray I forgive your insolence! Andy: Hello, HBO? I'd like to cancel... Jason: Mom, I was kidding! These aren't even iron! They're cardboard! Marcus: You said she was fine with this! That's why you said to attach them with super glue!

The Iron Sofa

April 6, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Loop-de-loopholes" published March 30, 2014 - Teacher: I SAID NO MORE PAPER AIRPLANES! Jason: I thought you said no MERE paper airplanes.

Loop-de-loopholes

March 30, 2014

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