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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hot or Not?" published November 17, 2019 - Paige: #HotSouOnAChillyDay. Peter: #RoomTempertureSoupOnAChillyDay. Paige: It's for Instagram. No one will know.

Hot or Not?

November 17, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Roughage" published November 10, 2019 - Jason: Ow! Ow! Oof! AAA! There needs to be a penalty for roughing by the quarterback. Peter: Maybe we should stick to handoffs for a while.

Roughage

November 10, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Yardly Working" published November 3, 2019 - Paige: Thank you, little leaf, for all you've given us... Oxygen to breathe... Shade in the summer... Pretty colors in the fall... I'll miss you. Thank you, little leaf. Peter: FYI, dad's paying us by the bag, not by the hour. Paige: Sheesh, now you tell me!

Yardly Working

November 3, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scaled Silly" published October 27, 2019 - Jason: Like my Halloween costume? Peter: What are you supposed to be? Jason: I'm a bathroom scale with a ridiculously high weight number on it. I figure when adults see me, they'll scream in horror and want to give me all of their candy. Peter: You really think that'll work? Jason: Allow me to demonstrate. Hey, Dad... grab that candy bowl and come in here! Roger: Ooo! Nice! I lost a pound! Jason: It worked better with mom. Peter: Maybe add more zeros to be safe.

Scaled Silly

October 27, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "J&PB" published October 20, 2019 - Jason: Oh, great. Marcus: What? Jason: My mom didn't make my sandwich correctly. Marcus: What'd she do? Jason: I asked for peanut butter and jelly, and she made me a jelly and peanut butter. Marcus: I hate when that happens. Schoolmate: Anyone sitting here? Jason: Now I have to eat it upside-down. Marcus: My mom made me a TBL once. What a nightmare.

J&PB

October 20, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Turkey Club" published October 13, 2019 - Roger: I'll have a turkey club and a soda. Cashier: First and last name? Roger: Roger Fox. Cashier: Hmm. I don't see you on the list. Have you ordered this sandwich before? Roger: Um, no. Cashier: Who suggested you try it? Do you have any references? And how old is that sweater? Twenty years? Roger: Huh? Cashier: Tell you what, go stand over there with those other people and maybe I'll think about calling your name at some point. Roger: I just want a turkey club! Cashier: It's a very exclusive club. Roger: I will get one eventually, right? Cashier: Next!

The Turkey Club

October 13, 2019

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