The Turkey Club

Published October 13, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Turkey Club" published October 13, 2019 - Roger: I'll have a turkey club and a soda. Cashier: First and last name? Roger: Roger Fox. Cashier: Hmm. I don't see you on the list. Have you ordered this sandwich before? Roger: Um, no. Cashier: Who suggested you try it? Do you have any references? And how old is that sweater? Twenty years? Roger: Huh? Cashier: Tell you what, go stand over there with those other people and maybe I'll think about calling your name at some point. Roger: I just want a turkey club! Cashier: It's a very exclusive club. Roger: I will get one eventually, right? Cashier: Next!