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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A Mere Quadrillion" published September 16, 2018 - Jason says: Marcus and I are selling stock certificates for our new company. Wanna buy one? Roger says: What new company? Jason says: J&M Enterprises Ltd Inc. We came up with the idea a couple hours ago. With Apple taking the crown as the world's first trillion-dollar company, we've decided to create the world's first quadrillion-dollar company! And when that happens, believe me, you'll be glad you picked up one of these sweet babies for a dollar! Roger says: So what exactly will your company do? What's your business plan? Jason says: HELLOOO?? Roger says: Your business plan is to sell stock certificates? Jason says: A mere quadrillion and we're there! Marcus says: The printer's out of ink again.

A Mere Quadrillion

September 16, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "He Bobs! He Weaves!" published September 9, 2018 - Peter says: Peter Fox cuts to his left! He cuts to his right! He zig-zags across midfield! He bobs! He weaves! He jukes! He spins! No one has ever seen moves like these! He crosses the 50! The 40! The 30! He... could... go... all... the... way... to where the team is waiting for him to deliver their water! Peter says: Coach says I can start suiting up in pads and a helmet. Paige says: You're the team manager. Is that normal?

He Bobs! He Weaves!

September 9, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Shoulda Seen It" published September 2, 2018 - Jason says: Hey, Quincy, I've got some bad news. School's starting back up. Summer vacation's over. We aren't gonna be able to hang out as much. We'll still have weekends. That's SOMEthing, at least. I'm gonna miss you, buddy. I hope you can handle it. You CAN handle it, right? Andy says: No, you are not bringing your iguana to school in your backpack! Jason says: But he was begging me! You shoulda seen it!

Shoulda Seen It

September 2, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stab Me" published August 26, 2018 - Paige says: STAB ME! STAB ME! AAAAA! Andy says: What's wrong? Paige says: Look at my class schedule for the fall semester! Social Studies, Theater, Art, Biology, Math, English ... So? Paige says: So?!? Look at the first letter of each class! Andy says: S... T... A... B... M... E... Paige says: It's like an evil message from the school telling me to brace for pain! WAAAA! Stab me! Stab me! Andy says: You're 14, Paige. Feel free to mature any time now. Peter says: Woohoo! ME PASS! ME PASS!

Stab Me

August 26, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Rub It In" published August 19, 2018 - Andy says: Did you remember to put on sunscreen? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get your back? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get your face? Roger says: I did. Andy says: Did you get the top of your head? You don't have as much hair up there as you used to, remember. Andy: Be sure to rub it in. Roger says: You're rubbing it in plenty, thanks.

Rub It In

August 19, 2018

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Low Pressure" published August 12, 2018 - Jason says: This isn't the World Series. It's not even a game. We're just having fun. We're not keeping score. I can swing until I hit it. It's impossible to strike out. According to science, lowering the pressure SHOULD lower the temperature. Marcus: Nope. No change. Are you keeping your volume constant?

Low Pressure

August 12, 2018

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