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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Balrog Purist" published October 12, 2008 - Marcus: My dwarf opens the door. Jason Fox: You see a room filled with flames. And in the middle of the flames stands a 30-foot-tall Balrog! Roll for initiative! Marcus: That's not a Balrog... it's a Khorne Bloodletter from Warhammer. Jason Fox: I didn't have a Balrog miniature. This is close enough. Marcus: It's from another game! You can't use miniatures from another game! Jason Fox: Look, the dungeon calls for a Balrog in this room! What do you want me to do?! Ride my bike two miles in the rain to the toy store just so you can look at the correct miniature for a fight that'll last maybe three minutes tops?! ... Purists can be a real pain the butt sometimes. Clerk: Balrog... Balrog... nope, all out.

Balrog Purist

October 12, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pre-histordered" published March 9, 2008 - Jason Fox: One copy of "Super Smash Bros. Brawl," please. Clerk: We're sold out, unless you pre-ordered it. Did you pre-order it? Jason Fox: Did I pre-order it? The most anticipated game in the universe? You have no idea how long ago I pre-ordered it. Here's my receipt. Clerk: It's written on papyrus?

Pre-histordered

March 9, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Faux-choo!" published February 24, 2008 - Andy Fox: Peter Fox, dinner's ready! Peter Fox: I don't want to sit next to Paige and catch her cold. Andy Fox: Jason Fox, dinner's ready! Jason Fox: I don't want to sit next to Paige and catch her cold, either. Andy Fox: Your drama teacher called to tell me you were getting really good at fake sneezing. Paige Fox: Um, she did? Roger Fox: Could someone toss me the salt, please?

Faux-choo!

February 24, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Nothing To Interpret" published February 10, 2008 - Jason Fox: Every year my teacher makes us give Valentine's Day cards to the whole class. And every year I'm terrified a girl is going to over-analyze something I write and think it's a subconscious expression of love. So this year I've written a computer program to generate Valentine's day cards using all random words. Now there's nothing to interpret. Here, watch - I'll make a card for Brittney Connor... Message: "wish Blue Spatula Ellipse." Jason Fox: And one more for Mary Ellen Lopez... Message: "Rain Several Uneven Possum." Jason Fox: And one for Eileen Jacobson... Message: "You are so cute." Peter Fox: Nothing to interpret, eh? Jason Fox: Hmm. Guess I'll try that one again.... Message: "Jason plus Eileen forever."

Nothing To Interpret

February 10, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Super" published February 3, 2008 - TV: On the campaign trail today, Senator Clinton pledge to enact health care reform "faster than a speeding bullet." In an interview over the weekend, Governor Huckabee described his religious faith as "more powerful than a locomotive." At a morning press conference, John McCain announced that under his command, the U.S. military would "leap tall buildings." When asked how, he replied, "in a single bound." Andy Fox: I'll be glad when Super Tuesday is over. Voice: Let's go live now to the Obama rally... Voices: Kal-El! Kal-El! Kal-El!

Super

February 3, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Going Rogue" published January 27, 2008 - Paige Fox: For the 27 time this year, I'm not an imperial walker, Jason! Jason Fox: And for the 27th time, my name is Rogue Leader.

Going Rogue

January 27, 2008

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