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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dream On" published January 20, 2008 - Paige Fox: I have to write my own "I have a dream" speech for civics class. Peter Fox: Yeah, Mr. Vivona assigns that every year. Paige Fox: I'm having trouble deciding on a topic. I was thinking maybe "I have a dream that there'll be world peace." Or "I have a dream there'll be a cure for cancer found." Or "I have a dream that we'll stop polluting the planet." What dream was your speech about? Peter Fox: Jessica Alba asking me to rub suntan lotion on her back. Paige Fox: Why do I even ask? Peter Fox: I still have it memorized. Wanna hear?

Dream On

January 20, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Quincynook" published January 13, 2008 - Roger Fox: Who are you supposed to be? Jason Fox: I'm Quincynook of the North. I seek supplies and sustenance for my Eskimo tribe. Would you know where I could get some? Roger Fox: Talk to your mother. I'm watching football. Jason Fox: OK. Roger Fox: I get suspicious when he gives up that easily... Jason Fox: Your husband suggested you might have whale blubber. Andy Fox: Oh, he DID?!

Quincynook

January 13, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Served Cold" published January 6, 2008 - Paige Fox: Hey, Jason Fox, remember when you sprayed me with the hose last summer? Jason Fox: Um, yeah. Why? Paige Fox: Always remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. Jason Fox: I-i-ice... p-p-pick... p-p-please...

Served Cold

January 6, 2008

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Supergeeks" published May 3, 1998 - Transcript: Paige Fox: More comic books?? I just can't figure out what you geeks see in these things.

Supergeeks

May 3, 1998

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "The Trap!!!" published April 27, 1997 - Transcript: Peter Fox: I've never seen a cartoon drawn with such life like eyes. Jason Fox: I'm going for that "graphic novel" look. (The Adventures of Slug-Man and Leech-Boy. A Comic Book Spectacular By Jason Fox. Issue #5,039,246 "The Trap!!!" )(As evening falls over stately Slug Manor, we find our millionaire heroes relaxing incognito over a friendly game of "Jasonrok's Dinosaur Hunter.") Leech-Boy: Video games would be a lot easier if we had hands. Slug-Man: Too easy, my young ward. (Suddenly, like a giant blue light with an "S" in it, the Slug Beacon appears in the sky!!! Wasting no time, our heroes dash to the Slug Cave, located deep underground!!!) Slug-Man: To the Slug Mobile, Leech-Boy!!! Leech-Boy: Why can't we ever take the Slug Saturn V?! (With its 200 trillion Slug Power engine, the Slugmobile races toward the gleaming city of Jasonopolis!!!) Slug-Man: Great, we're stuck driving behind some granny in a Yugo. (Where, our heroes learn, it was not the police commissioner who had summoned them but someone else!!! But who???) Leech-Boy: Holy vermin, Slug-Man!!! Slug-Man: You mean unholy, don't you? Voice from crowd: Cackle cackle. (Yes, it was their nemesis, the evil and vile Paige-O-Tron, who had lured them into a diabolical trap!!!) Leech-Boy: Gasp! I'm choking, Slug-Man! Slug-Man: Must get air... Paige-O-Tron: Fools! My toxic bad breath must destroy you and soon I will rule the world!!!! Jason Fox: I must say, the real satisfaction in cartooning comes from sharing one's work with others. Marcus: I think she just got to the part about her exploding pimple bullets.

“The Trap!!!”

April 27, 1997

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