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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hazemat" published August 22, 2010 - Roger: I thought you were taking Paige back-to-school shopping. Andy: Peter's making her a list of what to buy. Apparently, as a junior, he feels it's his duty to coach her on exactly what she'll need as a freshman. Paige: "A prayer mat for worshipping the ground upperclassmen walk on"?? Peter: Hey, I didn't make up the rules...

Hazemat

August 22, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Buffing for Finals" published May 23, 2010 - Andy: Why are you playing "World of Warquest"?! You're supposed to be studying for finals! Peter: I know, I know, I just want to find a mage to give me an intellect buff. Tomorrow's my history exam and I'm going to need every bit of help I can get. There's a druid...There's a warlock...There's a priest...Where's a mage?? Where's a mage?? Andy: Where's an Aspirin? Peter: Oh, cool! The priest says he'll pray for me!

Buffing for Finals

May 23, 2010

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Heavy Lunch" published September 13, 2009 - Andy Fox: Here's your lunch, Jason. Jason Fox: Thanks. Andy Fox: Have a good day at school! Here's your lunch, Paige. Paige Fox: Thanks. Andy Fox: Have a good day at school! You lunch is over there, Peter. Have a good day at school! Jason Fox: I'm glad Mom finally figured out the source of her back pain. Paige Fox: Yeah, really. Peter Fox: This feels lighter than normal. I hope she didn't forget anything.

Heavy Lunch

September 13, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Covert Ops" published May 17, 2009 - Paige Fox: Want to sign my petition to improve the school's food? boy: Sure. Paige Fox: Just sign it wherever you want. boy: This is a yearbook. Paige Fox: I'm doing this covertly. I don't want the cafeteria workers to come after me. boy: Ah. Paige Fox: And if you could write, "To Paige, I think you're hot" above your name, that'd help lessen suspicions. boy: This had better get me lobster. Nicole: Mind signing my petition, also?

Covert Ops

May 17, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Dramatic Sales" published March 8, 2009 - Paige Fox: Hi, I'm selling candy bars to raise money for my school's drama program. Please!!! You have to help us!!! The state's cutting funding and without money we'll...we'll...we'll...DIE!!!!!! woman: Drama, you say. I never would have guessed. Paige Fox: Everything...going...dark...I...accept...checks...by...the...way...

Dramatic Sales

March 8, 2009

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mathterial Girl" published January 25, 2009 - Paige Fox: Aaaa! I can't do these math problems! Why am I so stupid?! "If 2x + y = 60 and x + 2y = 75, solve for x and y." How the heck do I figure that out?! Peter Fox: If two shirts and a sweater costs $60, and a shirt and two sweaters costs $75, what does each item cost? Paige Fox: The shirts are $15 and the sweaters are $30. Duh. Peter Fox: You aren't stupid, Paige, just weird. Paige Fox: Come back! You still haven't told me how to solve the problem!

Mathterial Girl

January 25, 2009

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