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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Time Zonked" published September 9, 2012 - Paige: Can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...can't stay awake...can't sleep...Ever feel as though you were born on the wrong side of the planet? Nicole: You were snoring in math again, by the way.

Time Zonked

September 9, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Prepping For School" published August 26, 2012 - Nicole: Name the three hunkiest sophomores. Paige: Richie Munroe, Randy Kurtz, and Scotty Stevens. Nicole: Correct! Which member of the football team has the cutest eyebrows? Paige: Chris Stroub. Nicole: Correct! Name the four perfect - 10s in the senior class. Paige: Mike Holkins, Mateo Inman, Brad Kellett and Ron Josenberg. Nicole: Bzzzt! Wrong! Brad Kellett is a junior. Paige: Aaaa! I knew that! Nicole: He IS a 10 though. Paige: Ok, I'll quiz you now. Nicole: Sometimes I think we study more before the school year than during it. Paige: True/false: The debate team has the best lips.

Prepping For School

August 26, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Food Coloring" published April 29, 2012 - Paige: What's this purple stuff? woman: Macaroni and cheese. Paige: Then what's this orange stuff? woman: Broccoli puree. Paige: Then what's this green stuff? woman: Blueberry cobbler. Paige: Anyplace else, I'd think you accidentally said those in the wrong order. woman: Want some vanilla ice cream for your cobbler?

Food Coloring

April 29, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Rotten Eggs" published April 8, 2012 - Jason: I'm making tiny cracks in these hard-boiled eggs before I dye them blue-green. That way, the color can get under the shell and dye the actual egg. Then when mom uses them in egg salad sandwiches for my school lunches next week, everyone will think I'm eating eggs that are moldy and rotten. Hee hee...nothing beats making all my classmates want to barf. Paige: I would think your math grades would already take care of that. Jason: Speaking of which, did I tell you I successfully talked my teacher into uncancelling tomorrow's test?

Rotten Eggs

April 8, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Global Weather" published January 15, 2012 - Paige: Will you look at all that snow? It's like a blizzard! I can't imagine how bad the roads will be by tomorrow! Oh, no! I'll bet they cancel school! Andy: When you're done deluding yourself, Paige, please put my snowglobe back where you got it. Paige: ...And I was supposed to have a math test tomorrow!

Global Weather

January 15, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Close Friends" published September 18, 2011 - Paige: OMG! OMG! Nicole: What?? Paige: Richie Thompson just friended me on Facebook! He's a senior! I'm a freshman! Do you know what this means?!? I'm moving up the social ladder! I'm no longer a pariah! Time for this girl to happy dance! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Oh, wait, he just unfriended me. Nicole: You might want to save your celebrating for when he's not sitting two tables over.

Close Friends

September 18, 2011

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