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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Math Help" published February 23, 2020 - Jason: Hey, Paige, mind double-checking my math on this homework problem? Paige: This is a first. Jason: I know, but Eileen Jacobson and I are locked in a dead heat for the highest grade this quarter. I can't afford to make any stupid mistakes. Paige: Let's see... Yeah, I get the exact same answer as you. Jason: Eek. Good thing I checked. Paige: What's that supposed to mean? Jason: Don't worry about it. Thanks for the help. Paige: What did you mean?!

Math Help

February 23, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "J&PB" published October 20, 2019 - Jason: Oh, great. Marcus: What? Jason: My mom didn't make my sandwich correctly. Marcus: What'd she do? Jason: I asked for peanut butter and jelly, and she made me a jelly and peanut butter. Marcus: I hate when that happens. Schoolmate: Anyone sitting here? Jason: Now I have to eat it upside-down. Marcus: My mom made me a TBL once. What a nightmare.

J&PB

October 20, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Capital Punishment" published September 22, 2019 - Jason: As you enter the dungeon, you see before you an elderly woman. She says that in order to pass, you must answer her questions correctly. Are you ready? Marcus: Yes. Jason: "What is the capital of Michigan?" Marcus: Lansing. Jason: "What is the capital of Nevada?" Marcus: Carson City. Jason: "What is the capital of Pennsylvania?" Marcus: Philadelphia? Jason: WRONG! She shapeshifts into a demon, plunges a fist into your chest and rips out your heart! Marcus: Ouch. Teacher: About the way you two study for tests... Jason: It helps us get extra-motivated. Marcus: You see before you an elderly woman...

Capital Punishment

September 22, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Locker Hurt" published August 25, 2019 - Paige: 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... 24-13-32... I did it! I made it to the second day of school without forgetting my locker combination! Peter: Yes, but do you remember which lover is YOURS? Paige: Hey, this is still better than last year.

Locker Hurt

August 25, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Pack to School

August 18, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Goofy Eyes" published May 26, 2019 - Jason: Ha ha wanna see the funniest thing ever? Andy: What's that? Jason: Ok, so back on school picture day, they had to take my picture twice because in the first one I was deliberately doing goofy things with my eyes. Well, guess which version ended up in the yearbook! Andy: I'd literally have to guess. Jason: Hey Peter and Paige! Come check this out!

Goofy Eyes

May 26, 2019

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