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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Game Night" published March 27, 2011 - Andy: Cute. Peter: For the record, when we suggested family game night, we meant playing "Call of Duty," Jason: If I have a blank tile, can I use it as a bazooka?

Game Night

March 27, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "All Are Punished" published February 20, 2011 - Paige: Peter, when you had Mr. Thornton for English, did you have to write a paper on "Romeo and Juliet"? Peter: I did. Paige: Do you remember what you wrote about? I don't want my paper to be remotely similar to yours. Peter: Good idea. Thornton's like a psycho when it comes to plagiarism. Paige: Actually, no, I just remember seeing your freshman year grades. Peter: Let's see...I think I focused mostly on how Juliet could've looked hotter on the cover.

All Are Punished

February 20, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pass the Clam Dip!" published February 6, 2011 - Andy: Peter asked you to pass a soda, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the bag of chips, so you had him run across the room so you could throw it to him. Roger: It's Super Bowl Sunday! Andy: Then he asked you to pass the clam dip... Roger: Ok, there I screwed up. Peter: Can you pass some napkins? I'll run a post pattern.

Pass the Clam Dip!

February 6, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Biggest Loser" published January 9, 2011 - Andy: Roger, what are you eating?? Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado. Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds! Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process! Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"... Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.

Biggest Loser

January 9, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chow Plow" published January 2, 2011 - Andy: Peter, would you mind shoveling the driveway? I can't get my car out. Peter; Why do I have to do it?! Why can't Paige?! Why can't Jason?! Andy: They'd take too long. Peter: Who cares how long they'd take?! What's the big hurry?! Andy: I ordered pizza for dinner and need to go pick it... Peter: Finished. Andy: ...Up.

Chow Plow

January 2, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Itch Games" published November 28, 2010 - TV: You stealthily approach the zombie encampment. Jason: Hold on a sec. TV: You holster your weapon. Jason: Wait! No! TV: You charge forward. Jason: Aaaa! Stop! TV: You have at the zombies. Jason: Pause! Pause! Pause! TV: You begin to dance. Peter: You're still on level one?? Jason: Don't ever play Kinect when you have mosquito bites. TV: Achievement unlocked: all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Itch Games

November 28, 2010

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