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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Phony ID" published May 16, 2010 - Jason: Can you tell I changed my birth year on it? Peter: It says you're 21. Jason: I know. I need to be 21 to get into bars. Peter: Dare I ask why you want to get into bars? Jason: I want to start leaving fake iPhone prototypes on bar stools for tech bloggers to find. If history is any guide, this will send the entire internet into a frenzy of foaming-at-the-mouth analysis and debate. The first one I'm making will use a car battery and weigh 30 pounds. It'll have those big rabbit ear antennas they use to put on top of TV sets. No sane person will want this phone. Watching Apple fanboys defend it will be the funnies thing ever! Peter: No, the funniest thing ever would be you flashing you elementary school I.D. card to a bar bouncer. Jason: I could try my "honorary star fleet cadet" card, but I'm wearing Spock ears in the photo... Peter: I stand corrected.

Phony ID

May 16, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "So Thoughtful" published May 9, 2010 - Paige: As my Mother's Day gift, I won't use Facebook all day! Peter: As my Mother's Day gift, I won't watch TV all day! Jason: As my Mother's Day gift, I won't play "World of Warquest" all day! Andy: Thanks, kids! That's so thoughtful! Roger: Not entirely. The cable's out.

So Thoughtful

May 9, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Tony Shock" published May 2, 2010 - Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Making a costume to wear to the "Iron Man 2" opening. Peter: What's wrong with the "Iron Man" suit you wore for the first movie. Jason: Welding myself into metal armor turned out to be a big mistake. Peter: Oh, yeah. The restroom problem. Jason: This time I'm going as regular Tony Stark. I'll wear a fake goatee, some fancy duds...And attached to my chest will be this working 3-gigawatt miniaturized arc reactor, just like the one he made in the movie. Peter: By "working," you mean it just lights up, right? Right?? Right?? Jason: Now, when I turn it on, your hair might stand up a little, but that's normal...

Tony Shock

May 2, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fantasy Baseball" published March 28, 2010 - Steve: Why are you writing on your orange? Peter: I need to practice signing baseballs. Oranges are about the same size. We have our first game next week and I want to be ready just in case I get to play and just in case I hit the game-winning home run and just in case the crowd goes wild and just in case someone gets the ball and comes up to me and says they're my #1 fan and if only I would autograph it they'd be the happiest person ever... Steve: "To my #1 fan Scarlett Johansson..." Peter: Did I spell it correctly? You know, just in case...

Fantasy Baseball

March 28, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Sorry, Flash" published March 21, 2010 - man: Superman, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Spider-Man, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Hulk, this is the iPad. It's the future of comics. It's going to save you. Flash: What about me? man: Sorry, Flash, you're out of luck. Peter: So I'm guessing you don't hope to see YOUR comics on the iPad. Jason: I'm sure Apple has a sense of humor about this stuff...Right? Right? Right???

Sorry, Flash

March 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Saint Patricks" published March 14, 2010 - Jason: You've never seen anyone dress up as Captain Picard for St. Patrick's Day before?? Peter: Um, no... Jason: But it's so perfect! Patrick Stewart is the most awesome Patrick ever! Yeah, he's probably not a saint, but he's gotta be close! Good news, Marcus! Once again we're trendsetters! Peter: And once again I have to tell you, that's not the right word. Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Magneto was messing with my Mom's car keys

Saint Patricks

March 14, 2010

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