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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Biggest Loser" published January 9, 2011 - Andy: Roger, what are you eating?? Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado. Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds! Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process! Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"... Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.

Biggest Loser

January 9, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chow Plow" published January 2, 2011 - Andy: Peter, would you mind shoveling the driveway? I can't get my car out. Peter; Why do I have to do it?! Why can't Paige?! Why can't Jason?! Andy: They'd take too long. Peter: Who cares how long they'd take?! What's the big hurry?! Andy: I ordered pizza for dinner and need to go pick it... Peter: Finished. Andy: ...Up.

Chow Plow

January 2, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Itch Games" published November 28, 2010 - TV: You stealthily approach the zombie encampment. Jason: Hold on a sec. TV: You holster your weapon. Jason: Wait! No! TV: You charge forward. Jason: Aaaa! Stop! TV: You have at the zombies. Jason: Pause! Pause! Pause! TV: You begin to dance. Peter: You're still on level one?? Jason: Don't ever play Kinect when you have mosquito bites. TV: Achievement unlocked: all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Itch Games

November 28, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Underweight" published November 21, 2010 - Paige: That's your after school snack? Seriously? Peter: Yeah. Paige: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a tuna fish sandwich, a microwaved burrito and three slices of cold pizza? Wow. You really ARE trying to starve yourself before Thanksgiving. Peter: It's weird being able to hold to plate with one hand.

Underweight

November 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "To Glee, or Not to Glee?" published November 7, 2010 - Paige: I can't decide whether I like "Glee" or not. I like the music...I like the cast...I like the humor...I REALLY like Kurt's fashion sense... Peter: So what don't you like? Roger: Can't read myyy, can't read myyy, no he can't reeeead my pohhhker place... Paige: Let me clarify: I like the music when THEY sing it. Peter: It's "face," Dad.

To Glee, or Not to Glee?

November 7, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Scary George" published October 31, 2010 - Paige: You're trick-or-treating as a lumberjack? Jason: I'm George Lucas, you fool. Paige: I thought you liked scary costumes. What's so scary about George Lucas? Jason: He's planning to rerelease all six "Star Wars" films in retrofitted 3-D. Paige: And that's scary? Jason: It's horrifying! You should be writhing in horror! Peter, tell her she should be writhing in horror!... Peter: Nice lumberjack costume.

Scary George

October 31, 2010

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