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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Raining WHAT?!" published April 17, 2016 - Jason: Why do people say it's raining cats and dogs? Is it like a prank to get kids who want a free pet to run outside and get soaked? I mean, what do cats and dogs have to do with water, anyway? Wouldn't aquatic animals make for better imagery? Also why not use different species depending on the severity? If I said it was raining salmon and otters one day, and sharks and whales the next, you'd know which was heavier. Peter: So what would this rain be? Jason: It's pretty light. I'd probably just say it's raining leeches and roundworms. Peter: Eww! Yuck! Jason: See? And you can still prank kids if you want!

Raining WHAT?!

April 17, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Force Outs" published April 3, 2016 - Jason: Can you imagine how dominating a Jedi or a Sith would be as a major league baseball pitcher? HE could use the force to make the ball curve in any direction! He could use his mind tricks on the umpires so every pitch would be called a strike! In close games he could make the other team choke. Literally. The only problem is his lightsaber bat would cut the ball in two. He'd never get a hit. Peter: If he pitched in the American league he wouldn't have to bat. Jason: A perfect solution! We should have these discussion more often! Peter: We didn't have this discussion. And if you tell anyone we did...

Force Outs

April 3, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Easter Piggies" published March 27, 2016 - Peter: Fruit... Cheese... Salad... Brad... Seafood... Pasta... Soup... Veggies... Eggs... Sausage... Baon... Potatoes... Roast Beef... Ham... Turkey... Salmon... Cake... Pie... Tarts... Chocolate Mousse... Maybe a little more bacon... Andy: Guys, when they say "all you can eat" it's not a requirement. Peter: Says you. Jason: It's ok for me to take the whole shrimp bowl, right?

Easter Piggies

March 27, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Peter Fox Presents" published February 28, 2016 - A Peter Fox Production of a Peter Fox Essay "'Animal Farm' as Political Allegory" Written by Peter Fox, Typed by Peter Fox, Starring the Characters of 'Animal Farm' A Book by George Orwell, Published by Signet Classics, Assigned by Ms. Christopher, The Greatest and Kindest Teacher Ever. Jason: So at what point do you actually write the essay. Peter: Depends. Any idea what "allegory" means?

Peter Fox Presents

February 28, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Asocial Network" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: Whatcha working on? Jason: My latest billion dollar idea. I'm going to dethrone Facebook and Twitter by offering people a better social media experience. Imagine no longer having to wade through a bunch of stupid people's bone-headed views about science, politics, religion, movies, music, sports, or any other subject. With my site, all you'll ever see are the astute and interesting things that you yourself have posted. It'll be a digital paradise! No more arguing with dummies! Your smart and correct views will be the only ones that count! It'll be the most sanity-restoring place on the internet! Peter: Social media without the social? I dunno. Sounds a little iffy. Jason: See? That's exactly the sort of ignorant comment my users won't have to deal with.

The Asocial Network

January 31, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Bit of a Stretch" published January 31, 2016 - Peter: I swear they don't give me silverware on purpose. Jason: No one says you have to order extra-extra-extra cheese.

Bit of a Stretch

January 24, 2016

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