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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Fantasticy Football" published November 19, 2017 - Marcus says: Nice pass, Superman! Jason says: Nice grab, Mister Fantastic! Peter says: You threw it like ONE YARD!

Fantasticy Football

November 19, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Smarta" published November 12, 2017 - King Leonidas: What's 1/2 + 1/3? Persian messenger: 5/6 King Leonidas: What's 77.1 ÷ 4? Persian messenger: 19.275 King Leonidas: How many sides does a chiliagon have? Persian messenger: A what? King Leonidas: Wrong Answer! Into the pit with you! Persian messenger: This is madness! Persian messenger: Madness? This is SMARTA! Persian messenger: AAAAA! Peter: I hear you're writing graphic novels. Jason: Mathic novels. Marcus says: We're calling this first one "√90000.

Smarta

November 12, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brilliant" published November 5, 2017 - Peter says: I thought of something cool while I was taking my trig test today. Andy says: Oh, yeah? Peter says: If Wonder Woman lived in the Brazilian rainforest and went online and ordered a travel guide for South America's longest river... You'd have Amazon delivering a book ABOUT the Amazon TO an Amazon IN the Amazon! Tell me that's not brilliant. Also, I think I might've bombed the test. Andy says: I'll tell you what ISN'T brilliant...

Brilliant

November 5, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Studying Time" published October 15, 2017 - Andy says: Peter, I got an email from your physics teacher today. Peter says: Oh? Andy says: He says you haven't turned in your last three lab reports. Peter says: Oh, don't worry about those. I have a plan. Andy says: A plan?? Peter says: It's physics class. I figure by the end of the year, I'll know how time travel works. My plan is to focus on the easier assignments for now and then do the harder stuff later and travel back in time to turn it in. Genius, no? Andy says: They don't teach time travel in high school physics! Peter says: Well, then I'll take it in college, too, if necessary.

Studying Time

October 15, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Head Protection" published September 3, 2017 - Football coach says: Fox, what on earth are you wearing?! Peter says: Extra head protection. With the recent studies suggesting a link between football and permanent brain injury, I don't want to take any chances this season. Football coach says: As a coach and educator, I share your concerns. However... You do realize you're the waterboy, right? Peter says: I like my brain. I'm sorry.

Head Protection

September 3, 2017

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Writing Supplies" published August 27, 2017 - Peter says: Whatcha doing? Jason says: Getting my writing supplies ready for the new school year. I've got a Shakespearean quill pen for taking notes in English class... A pressurized space pen for science class... A clay tablet and cuneiform stylus for social studies... Peter says: Your dweebiness is mind-boggling. Jason says: Why, thank you! Peter says: Why do you always act like that's a compliment? Jason says: Number √4 pencil for math class...

Writing Supplies

August 27, 2017

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