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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Dog Day of Summer" published June 30, 2019 - Jason: Can you take me grocery shopping sometime this week? Andy: What for? Jason: I need to get hot dogs and buns for the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest I'm organizing. Unlike the one at Coney Island, mine won't have a time limit. It'll be eat all the hot dogs you can until you collapse. Last eater standing, sitting or breathing wins! Andy: Jason, this sounds like a really, really bad idea. Jason: Dad and Peter think it's a great idea. Andy: Yes, that's exactly why. Jason: Also, do we have a larger pot? Dad says we'll need a larger pot.

Dog Day of Summer

June 30, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Happy Fat" published June 16, 2019 - [Paige makes Roger pancakes for Father's Day] Paige: They were supposed to spell out "Happy Father's Day," but I ran out of batter. Roger: Well, if I can eat all these, it'll be an appropriate message either way.

Happy Fat

June 16, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Study Aids" published May 19, 2019 - Peter: So a pizza sliced into fourths has... Paige: 90 degrees per slice. Peter: Correct! And a pizza sliced into sixths has... Paige: 60 degrees per slice. Peter: Good! And a pizza sliced into eights has... Paige: 45 degrees per slice. Peter: Yep! I'd say you're ready for your geometry final, Paige! Paige: Woohoo! Peter: Now help me clean up these boxes. Paige: I still don't understand why teaching me this required actual pizzas.

Study Aids

May 19, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mayo" published May 5, 2019 - Peter: One squirt of mayonnaise... Two squirts of mayonnaise... three squirts of mayonnaise... four squirts of mayonnaise... five squirts of mayonnaise... and done! Paige: That's not what "Cinco de Mayo" means, you weirdo. Peter: Pass me some more napkins, will ya?

Mayo

May 5, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Lunch Encounters" published March 31, 2019 - Eileen says: Lunch encounters of the nerd kind. Jason: Who invited you to the cool kids' table? Marcus: Now fly it into my mouth.

Lunch Encounters

March 31, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Weighting Game" published February 3, 2019 - Roger says: That defensive end weighs like 300 pounds! That defensive tackle weighs something like 310 pounds! That offensive guard is at least 325 pounds! And that OTHER guard weighs even more! Andy says: None of that make you "skinny," Roger. Roger Fox says: Comparatively, it does. Peter says: Luigi's was out of breadsticks, so I got us an extra pizza.

Weighting Game

February 3, 2019

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