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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Mega Combo" published February 16, 2020 - Cashier: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah, I ordered one of your mega combos. Cashier: And? Peter: I only received three things: A large burger, large fries and a large soda. Cashier: Right. That's what it is. Peter: You do understand that the prefix "mega" means "one million"? Seems to me that truth-in-advertising laws require you to add 999,997 more food items to my tray. I'll wait. Cashier: The "mega" actually refers to the number of calories. Peter: Oh. I knew there had to be a loophole. Steve: Solid effort, though.

Mega Combo

February 16, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Chocolate Sampler" published February 9, 2020 - Paige: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a two-pound box of chocolates for your mother. Paige: Is it a kind she likes? Mom's pretty picky when it comes to chocolates. Maybe you should let me sample one, just to make sure. Oh, wait. It's an assortment? I should probably try one of each type, in that case. Yup, these are all good. You'll be fine. Peter: Ooo... Is that Valentine's candy? Roger: It's a one-pound box of chocolates for your mother.

Chocolate Sampler

February 9, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Blendo Italiano" published January 26, 2020 - Roger: One slice of pizza... Two slices of pizza... Three slices of pizza... Anddd... liquify! My diet only says that I can't eat certain food. Peter: I see where I get my genius from.

Blendo Italiano

January 26, 2020

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Hot or Not?" published November 17, 2019 - Paige: #HotSouOnAChillyDay. Peter: #RoomTempertureSoupOnAChillyDay. Paige: It's for Instagram. No one will know.

Hot or Not?

November 17, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "J&PB" published October 20, 2019 - Jason: Oh, great. Marcus: What? Jason: My mom didn't make my sandwich correctly. Marcus: What'd she do? Jason: I asked for peanut butter and jelly, and she made me a jelly and peanut butter. Marcus: I hate when that happens. Schoolmate: Anyone sitting here? Jason: Now I have to eat it upside-down. Marcus: My mom made me a TBL once. What a nightmare.

J&PB

October 20, 2019

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Turkey Club" published October 13, 2019 - Roger: I'll have a turkey club and a soda. Cashier: First and last name? Roger: Roger Fox. Cashier: Hmm. I don't see you on the list. Have you ordered this sandwich before? Roger: Um, no. Cashier: Who suggested you try it? Do you have any references? And how old is that sweater? Twenty years? Roger: Huh? Cashier: Tell you what, go stand over there with those other people and maybe I'll think about calling your name at some point. Roger: I just want a turkey club! Cashier: It's a very exclusive club. Roger: I will get one eventually, right? Cashier: Next!

The Turkey Club

October 13, 2019

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