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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chow Plow" published January 2, 2011 - Andy: Peter, would you mind shoveling the driveway? I can't get my car out. Peter; Why do I have to do it?! Why can't Paige?! Why can't Jason?! Andy: They'd take too long. Peter: Who cares how long they'd take?! What's the big hurry?! Andy: I ordered pizza for dinner and need to go pick it... Peter: Finished. Andy: ...Up.

Chow Plow

January 2, 2011

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Star Trek Cookies" published December 19, 2010 - Jason: I decorated my gingerbread men in little "Star Trek" uniforms. Paige: Good lord. Could you be a bigger geek? Why are they all wearing red shirts?

Star Trek Cookies

December 19, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Underweight" published November 21, 2010 - Paige: That's your after school snack? Seriously? Peter: Yeah. Paige: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a tuna fish sandwich, a microwaved burrito and three slices of cold pizza? Wow. You really ARE trying to starve yourself before Thanksgiving. Peter: It's weird being able to hold to plate with one hand.

Underweight

November 21, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Desserted" published August 1, 2010 - Paige: Can I have some money? I hear the ice cream truck. Andy: Didn't Jason tell you? He and I made homework popsicles. They're like orange creamsicles, but we substituted pumpkin puree and unflavored soy yogurt. I wish I could take credit, but the recipe was his idea. Poor guy...you should have seen the look on his face when he remembered he'd be at Marcus's house all day and might not get one himself. Paige: Oh, I can pretty easily imagine the look on his face. Andy: He said to give you his. Isn't that sweet?

Desserted

August 1, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pizza Change" published April 11, 2010 - Pizza employee: Can I help you? Roger: I'm picking up a pizza. Last name "Fox". Pizza employee: Oh, yes, the "17/51 cheese, 109/327 sausage, and 86499328/259497984 mushroom." Roger: Er... Jason: Cool! They gave you all our change in pennies?? Roger: Son, in the unlikely event that I ever ask you to order our pizza again...

Pizza Change

April 11, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Psychology 1-0-Dumb" published March 7, 2010 - Jason: I have a theory why Mom cooks us so many disgusting meals...It's payback for all the times she threw up when she was pregnant with us. Peter: Interesting. Jason: And if it's indeed her goal to make us barf, what we should do is convince her that the food that REALLY makes us gag is something good like pizza. Peter: Worth a shot...I love that tofu casserole you make! It's wayyy better than something gross like pizza! Andy: I'm glad you told me. I was going to order pizza for dinner. Tofu casserole it is, then! Jason: Mind you, it was just a theory. Good thing I'm having dinner over at Marcus' house. Peter: Naturally.

Psychology 1-0-Dumb

March 7, 2010

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